The recent migration of the Amish Tech Support Dead Pool (2004 edition) seems as good an excuse as any to list the picks I’d made last December for this year’s run. (Last year, for what it’s worth, I managed one measley death out of my entire roster. This proves, yet again, my complete lack of precognitive power.)

So here are my 2004 picks, in alphabetical order:

Astin, John
Brando, Marlon
Dawson, Richard
Falwell, Jerry
Garner, James
Gorbachev, Mikhail
Hefner, Hugh
Ioccoca, Lee
Kasem, Casey
Lee, Stan
McCullough, David
Palmer, Arnold
Stevens, Cat
Taylor, James
Thatcher, Margaret

DISCLAIMER: Yes, yes, this is sick and wrong and reprehensible and God will probably punish me, yadda yadda yadda. He was going to do that anyway, so I doubt that my participation in the Dead Pool will matter that much in the final reckoning.

Oh wait, I’m agnostic, so I don’t really believe in that crap anyway. Alright then, bring on the falling celebrities!

ATS Dead Pool 2004