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3WA 2018 #37: Thomas Dolby – Aliens Ate My Buick

I owe you all an apology. I just looked at the roster of the last handful of posts and realized, wow this has gotten grim and depressing. I am so, so sorry about that.

Let’s lighten things up. A lot.

What is it?

Aliens Ate My Buick is Thomas Dolby’s third studio record, released in 1988 with a resounding, undeserved, commercial thud.

How does it sound?

Karmann Ghia plates say “Sampler Mix”:

Why this pick?

Unless you’re a tech nerd of a particular stripe, mostly what you know Thomas Dolby for is that “Blinded Me With Science” song. He had other hit songs on the radio! Just, unless you’re already a fan of his, you probably can’t bring any to mind.

“Airhead,” from this record, is basically the last one.

And that’s a shame, because Aliens Ate My Buick is a record made by a guy who seems to want to break out in a lot of interesting directions with pop music. After this one he basically made quieter stuff, easy-listening pop songs, pleasant enough but not as engaging.

Not everything on this album works but even the failures are at least interesting. I think it’s worth a listen, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

Which songs are the highlights?

The album kicks off with a Robin Leach (the “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” guy) voice-over at the start of “The Key To Her Ferrari,” which is a ridiculously fun romp that I try not to think about the lyrics too much of. After that comes “Airhead,” the best of the radio-oriented pop songs on offer here.

Late on the album is the deliciously groovy “The Ability To Swing” followed by the sprawling, moody eight-minutes-and-some-odd of “Budapest By Blimp.”

Which songs don’t work so well?

“Hot Sauce” was another of the singles from the record, and it’s not nearly as fun as “Airhead” nor does it age particularly well.

The album’s finale is “May The Cube Be With You,” which I can take or leave depending on mood. (Usually I leave it, though.)

Which album did you almost pick in favor of this one?

It was always going to be Aliens. I like Dolby’s first record, The Golden Age of Wireless, and that one has my all-time favorite of his songs (“One Of Our Submarines”) but it’s still a debut record and I still find Aliens much more interesting to examine.

Any final thoughts?

If you get into Dolby’s music and want something a bit out of the ordinary to add to your collection, grab the Gate To The Mind’s Eye soundtrack. The Mind’s Eye videos were VHS releases highlighting the cutting edge of computer-generated graphics. They look quaint as heck to us in the twenty-teens, but in the early 1990s they were super cool! (Really. Honest. Very very cool. Trust me.) I have two of the soundtracks, this one and its predecessor: Jan Hammer’s work for Beyond The Mind’s Eye. (I also recommend that one!)

I think we could use more upbeat pop music, don’t you? Let’s do that.

3WA 2018 #36: Stabbing Westward – Darkest Days

The last one was all because of a music video. This one’s all because of a girl.

What is it?

Darkest Days is the third album released by Stabbing Westward, another of those 1990s post-grunge angst-and-woe bands that made a bit of a splash for a brief moment. It’s a whopping 16 tracks long, most of the songs clocking in at close to three minutes.

How does it sound?

How can sampler mix be justified by you?

Why this pick?

I got into this band because of a girl. It was her favorite band at the time, and enough of it clicked with my tastes that I ended up buying several of the available albums at the time.

Let’s be honest, I could say that about several artists in my library, but… anyway. Moving along!

So why this record out of the three? Because it’s the best of the bunch. The album before this is quite good, the one afterward (the final release before the band’s breakup) is okay but doesn’t click with me very well, and for all that it’s supposedly a “concept album” I find Darkest Days to be the album where Stabbing Westward really brought it all together.

Let’s be clear, though: Like last week’s pick, there’s a very specific “angry mopey white dude” sound at play here. Mileage, it will definitely vary.

Which songs are the highlights?

The title track leads things off well, and sets the tone for the proceedings. And that tone is, generally speaking, “loud & angry.” Let’s be clear, this is mostly not a subtle piece of musical artwork. Generally well-crafted for what it is, mind you, otherwise I’d not be sitting here writing about it.

Darkest Days doesn’t really front-load the strongest songs, due to its attempted concept-album structure. This provides an interesting fringe benefit: The high points are scattered throughout, which I generally prefer to an album which one can simply turn off after the first four tunes. So a few songs after “Darkest Days” we get “Drugstore,” and a couple after that one there’s the best-known track on the record, “Save Yourself.” Shortly afterward is the album version of “Torn Apart,” a barn-burner of a tune that was collaboratively reworked (for the better) for the Spawn movie soundtrack. Toward the end we find “The Thing I Hate.”

My two absolute favorite tracks, though, are slightly downtempo: “Sometimes It Hurts” and the closing piece, “Waking Up Beside You.”

Which songs don’t work so well?

The album’s commitment to telling a story about a failed (sabotaged, actually) relationship leads to some grim clunkers in the mix: “How Can I Hold On,” and the hitting-rock-bottom depressing-as-heck trifecta of  “Drowning,” “Desperate Now,” and particularly “Goodbye.”

Concept albums are prone to weak tunes in the service of the story, I suppose. Pink Floyd fans might not particularly enjoy my opinions about large portions of The Wall

Which album did you almost pick in favor of this one?

Due to the generally-more-consistent quality over a shorter track count, I very nearly went with Wither Blister Burn + Peel instead. If the above sampler has you intrigued but the idea of a grim break-up-songs concept album turns you off, maybe give that album a try instead.

Any final thoughts?

At this point in my life, most of the songs of the type found on this and the previous album in this year’s project lineup don’t do much for me. I still enjoy enough of the tunes to merit at least a mild recommendation, however. Just… grain of salt, mileage varying, and so on.

And, boy howdy are a lot of these songs making super-unhealthy statements about how relationships work! Yegods. The older I get, the more I cringe at a lot of what little lyrical content actually latches onto my brain for processing.


3WA 2018 #35: Econoline Crush – The Devil You Know

Nine months ago I took a scroll through my music library to select records to write about throughout 2018. Later, when I sorted my choices by release date, some interesting pairings caught my eye. Let’s talk about some late-90s post-grunge angry gloomy whiny alternative stuff, shall we?

Yeah, apparently I was into that for a little while.

Yeah, okay, I remain a fan of it just enough that it’s still in my library and gets a listen every so often.

What is it?

The Devil You Know is the 1997 sophomore release from the Canadian “alternative” band, Econoline Crush. Yeah, “alternative” as a label remains just about the stupidest thing ever applied to a timeline or sound of pop music.

How does it sound?

Sampled the truth, and repackaged the mix…

Why this pick?

I got into this band thanks to a music video. Well: A fan-made music video using visuals from my favorite Miyazaki film, let’s be clear about that. The song from that video is on this album, and it’s a big part of why this is my favorite of the three Econoline Crush albums in my library.

Look, they can’t all have big important reasons to have made the list. Sometimes you just gotta enjoy what it is for what it is.

Which songs are the highlights?

“Surefire” is still one of my favorites, though the album version differs from the mix used in that video. It’s great in any rendition, honestly.

There are a bunch of barn-burners on this record, “Home” definitely the foremost among them. You get good value for money from some of the others, like “Sparkle and Shine” and “Hollowman” and “Elegant” and especially “Burnt.”

Oh hey, the title track isn’t too shabby either.

Honestly, I like nearly the entire album. This one’s another in the “if you like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing you’ll like” category. Let’s hear it for consistent quality.

Which songs don’t work so well?

The mix of “All That You Are” on this album just isn’t that good. There’s a far better rendition elsewhere. Maybe if you’ve never heard the other mix you’ll be fine with this one? I dunno. I really think this one doesn’t gel quite right.

Unfortunately, the semi-obligatory album-closing sad ballad of sadness, “Razorblades and Bandaides,” lands with a dull thud.

Which album did you almost pick in favor of this one?

There wasn’t a contest, here. It was always going to be The Devil You Know. The band’s sound and style don’t change much so if you like this one, you can’t really go too far astray picking up the first album, Affliction, or the 2001 release, Brand New History.

Any final thoughts?

One can look at a band like this as the sort of thing one tends to outgrow over time. How much loud angst-and-woe does one need in their music library, after all? And yet, there are some good and fun tunes in this genre. I can enjoy the sound while generally ignoring the message. (Easier for me than for most folks given my difficulties with lyrics in general, admittedly.)

There’s a “hidden” track on this record, buried a dozen tracks after the last song. I only mention it because it’s properly on a separate track instead of being part of the last track on the CD… I’m looking at you, Filter. Ahem.

Next week: More zombies post-grunge “alternative”!

3WA 2018 #34: Assemblage 23 – Compass

This, right here, is a near-perfect example of an artist who gets better with time, who most assuredly did not peak with their first couple of efforts.

What is it?

Compass is the 2009 album release from Assemblage 23. Its normal, official form consists of ten tracks, with five more (two remixes and three additional discrete songs) available in the digital deluxe or multi-disc edition.

How does it sound?

We mix the sampler but it’s too late, we are engulfed:

Why this pick?

This was something of a coin-toss for me. I went back and forth for hours on whether I should select Compass or the later Bruise. I like the same number of songs on each, they’re both generally good in their own way, and so on. In the end, the fact that Compass includes my absolute favorite “A23” track (“Spark”) tipped the balance in its favor.

What’s amazing is that an A23 record made the cut at all. My first exposure to the act was one of those Last.FM recommendations that didn’t pan out: Based on my VNV Nation and other EBM-ish library picks, I was pointed at the Failure album. It wasn’t a total loss, as I ended up with one good track out of that entire record: “House On Fire.”

The rest of Failure… fails, for me. (Cue the collective closing of browser tabs by every longtime A23 fan who reads this post. Sorry, y’all.)

It took a lot to get me to give the brand another chance but here we are, with an album I have no problem recommending. Lucky me, lucky you!

Which songs are the highlights?

I’ve already mentioned “Spark,” which I consider the quintessential A23 piece in my collection so far. It’s at once dark and grim but also upbeat and hopeful, and it works. It works marvelously.

Before that, we get the opening trio of “Smoke” and “Collapse” and “Impermanence,” while later in the album there’s “Alive” and “Greed.”

Since I have the “deluxe” version of the album, a highlight among the bonus tracks is “Grind.” Yes, that’s two albums in this year’s line-up featuring really good songs called “Grind.” The other one? The Church’s Gold Afternoon Fix. There won’t be a third: That song title only shows up twice in my entire library.

Which songs don’t work so well?

I don’t actually dislike anything on the record. Some tunes just aren’t as compelling as the others. “Leave This All Behind” doesn’t quite gel, for instance. With an industrial-electronica-dance type of record like this, the “your mileage may vary” dictum applies doubly. What gets my toes tapping may leave you fully inert, as it were.

Which album did you almost pick in favor of this one?

Given that it’s where you find the excellent tracks “Crosstalk,” “Over & Out,” “The Noise Inside My Head” (my 2nd-favorite A23 piece), and “Outsider,” the Bruise album very nearly received pride of place in this year’s list. If you dig Compass, go grab that one as well. My only reservation with Bruise is the song “The Last Mistake,” the lyrical content of which is a bit on the ooky side, even for someone as bad at parsing lyrics as I am.

Any final thoughts?

I’m still working my way through the A23 catalog. I may have a new favorite album of theirs by this time next year. Who knows? I’ll definitely be sticking with later rather than newer releases, though. Failure landed with such a dull thud for me that I have basically no interest at all in digging that far back into the catalog. Tom Shear, the one-man-band responsible for the studio work, is definitely getting better with experience and practice. Long may he continue to do so!

(Yeah, this would’ve been a good album to slot after the Vangelis pick a couple of weeks ago for thematic reasons. Oh well. I can’t chase down every gimmick available in this project, can I?)


3WA 2018 #33: Rick Springfield – Tao

The names on the sleeves of the albums in my library range from the household names to the dreadfully obscure. As ones skims along the shelf, occasionally, one spots a name which tends to elicit a response along the lines, of, “Him? Seriously?”

What is it?

Tao is the 1985 studio record from the actor-musician hybrid known as Rick Springfield. It’s roughly ten songs in length in compact-disc form: One song gets its own brief “intro” track (which I’m not counting) and another song starts and ends in just under 90 seconds (which I am counting).

How does it sound?

The tao of samplers shines in every mix:

Why this pick?

One reason for choosing Tao is that it’s a genuinely good pop-rock record. Springfield was still at the height of his popularity and decided to try to push his skills in some new directions, and the result is solidly entertaining. And yeah, the whole “pop-rock” thing seems soft and wimpy as compared to a lot of the more intense stuff I listen to nowadays. I know. I know. Sometimes you just want something a bit lighter, though, and this fits the bill nicely. And since this is the darkest and heaviest of Springfield’s hit records, it makes sense that it’s my favorite, doesn’t it?

The other reason is that Tao is basically the end of the chart-topping-success stage of Springfield’s music career. He’s still turning out good songs even now, but the days of being a household-name mega-star are long, long gone. This record marks the pivot point; the next release, Rock Of Life, came and went almost without any fanfare whatsoever.

Which songs are the highlights?

“Dance This World Away” and “Celebrate Youth” kick off the festivities with big stompy energy and are worth the price of admission alone.

Of course the hit single was “State of the Heart,” which holds up just fine considering it’s a sappy ballad.

An odd piece late in the album is “Stranger in the House,” the strongest of Springfield’s “what it’s like to live with someone while the relationship is falling apart” songs. Yes, he has several of them (eg, Rock Of Life‘s “Honeymoon In Beirut”).

Which songs don’t work so well?

“Written In Rock” doesn’t land, “The Power Of Love” is a bit overwrought, and “My Father’s Chair” isn’t bad but it is kind of sad and depressing.

Which album did you almost pick in favor of this one?

I considered picking one of the newer releases, Venus In Overdrive, as a “hey this guy’s still in the game” selection. I’m not sure it’s a great introduction to his work, though, so I chose otherwise.

Which means the strongest contender for a not-Tao entry would’ve been Rock Of Life, the 1988 album after which Springfield took an entire decade off from the music business. I bet that I’m one of the few people who even remembers, let alone genuinely loves, that record. If you acquire Tao and later want to expand your Rick Springfield collection, I recommend picking that one up as well. (Then head backward in the discography to Living In Oz while you’re at it.)

Any final thoughts?

Every now and then I get a weird look when I mention that I like Rick Springfield’s music. I guess he’s supposed to only be popular with women who grew up in the 80s, or something, which is ridiculous. The dude has a talent for crafting solidly entertaining tunes, and while his mega-star phase was certainly fueled in part by his appeal to the ladies back in the day, there’s genuine songwriting skill behind the pretty face. I don’t think he’s given enough credit for that.

So here we are. Give his stuff a listen, is all I’m sayin’.

Family Togetherness Is A Thing (Sometimes)

We are a family of hermits. We don’t get together much, we don’t chat often, etc, etc. This week, though, my sister (with teenage daughter in tow) is making the grand tour of the western USA to spend time with as many of these hermits as she can.

Wednesday, my son came over to join an expedition to the Tillamook Creamery (aka the “Cheese Factory”). He and I had never been, while Sis and her daughter hadn’t been there since the remodel. It’s quite a display, I’ll give them that. And it’s packing in the crowds! Early afternoon on a weekday and the place was full of people. Very people-y. So, so many people.

We breezed through the exhibit, sampled some cheeses, bought some cheeses, and got the heck back out of there.

Later, Kyla and I took the boy out for a birthday dinner. A lovely time was had, and I feel good about having managed to wrangle a nice day for him out it all. I’m not completely useless!

Last night Sis came by for a couple hours of chit-chat; I’m glad we got more time to hang out before she and her daughter take off for their next destination: Visiting our cousin in Idaho, then off to visit my daughter! (Sis has a care package from us for the kiddo, so she’s providing valuable shipping services as well.)

And hey, we’ve gotten a our family-togetherness time in for the year! Go, us.

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