Thanks to Megan Denny for this bit of linkage:
EGM: Kids Play
My favorite quote? “Tim: My line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line. Fear my pink line. You have no chance. I am the undisputed lord of virtual tennis. [Misses ball] Whoops.”
Thanks to Megan Denny for this bit of linkage:
EGM: Kids Play
My favorite quote? “Tim: My line is so beating the heck out of your stupid line. Fear my pink line. You have no chance. I am the undisputed lord of virtual tennis. [Misses ball] Whoops.”
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I heard Nelson talking about the article this morning, and I had to check it out. Damn funny stuff. I loved the comments…
“EGM: Who’s that chick Mario is rescuing up there?
Brian: It’s Princess Peach.
Kirk: It’s a hooker.
Niko: She looks cut in half.
Tim: Oh wow—she’s one of those pole dancers.”
Kids are so damned spoiled these days. They should suffer MY childhood, when I had NO video games whatsoever, and was forced to spend frequent weekends at Grandma’s house–where the ONLY toys available were a few Matchbox cars, some truly ugly stuffed animals, and a set of Lincoln logs. Not even a big set, either…I could make 3 small cabins or 1 big lodge (which had some really precarious walls because I didn’t have enough long logs or connector pieces). Or I’d be dragged out to my great-uncle’s ranch all day, where there were NO toys at all, just dogs & chickens running around, and stinky barns to play in–IF they didn’t rope me into helping can vegetables or something equally laborious. Jeez. Those kids in the article are such freaking whiny, privileged brats.
Whoops, I ranted. On a more cheerful note, I went on a Happy Bunny shopping spree today!