• 3WA 2017 #47: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

    One of the core tenets of this project is that I’m presenting bits of animation that brought me joy and might do the same for you, but without any value judgements along the lines of “you must watch this because it’s an Important Classic.”

    So I won’t come out and insist such a thing in this instance. Let’s just say that I’m thinking it very loudly.

    Olivier Mira Armstrong wants YOU to aid in the defense of Amestris’ northern frontier!

    What is it?

    Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood is a 64-episode anime series depicting the events in the Fullmetal Alchemist manga, very nearly page-for-page. It is distinct from the previous anime series named Fullmetal Alchemist (no trailing colon-and-subtitle) which was started before the manga had fully developed and thus tells a very divergent story. (I still like it, but it’s… its own thing.)

    What kind of story is it?

    You might have seen the joke online which goes, “Alchemy. It’s all fun and games until someone raises an abomination and loses a limb.” FMA led to that joke.

    Two boys with more knowledge than sense thought that the best solution to their grief was to resurrect their recently-deceased mother using arcane, and forbidden, techniques of alchemy. And then, as the saying goes, everything hit the fan. Now they have to help make it right, and possibly save humanity in the process. As one (pair of brothers) does.

    You can tell this is from Brotherhood because they incremented the year. Nice touch, really.

    Why do you like it?

    Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood has it all. Humor, tragedy, action, vivid characters, twists and turns, dramatic reveals, and a storyline which seems bleak and grim at times but culminates in a triumphantly upbeat, positive result. The bad people get what’s coming, the good people achieve their goals. (The grey-area people get solid story arcs as well.)

    Heck, I even like some of the theme songs, albeit not as much as I liked the ones from the first anime series… But anyway! Moving along!

    Did I say vivid characters? Oh goodness yes, yes I did. Nearly everyone with a speaking line brings something interesting to the table. Most of the principal characters work well for heavy drama and for ridiculous comedy beats. While there is some fluff during the runtime, it doesn’t feel like the viewer’s time is being wasted. Sometimes you need a bit of fluff to offset the weighty parts.

    What might one not like about it?

    Remember that “bleak and grim at times” thing? It’s also occasionally gory. Bad stuff happens to people (and animals) in gruesome detail. Some of the imagery is grade-AAA nightmare fuel.

    Ah yes, such a touching father-and-son moment…

    Also, if the “shortie” jokes wear on you after a while, I understand.

    Other thoughts about it?

    I can almost hear some of you thinking, “If it’s so close to the manga why not just buy and read the manga?”

    You’re welcome to do that. I even recommend it. I have done so, and I’ve re-read the manga more often than I’ve watched the anime… mainly because I can read much, much faster than I can watch. Here’s the thing, though: When I re-read the manga now, I have the anime to help me visualize what’s going on better.

    Sounds weird, right? But I’ve always had a tough time following action in manga. I get that things are happening, I just can’t track what’s happening to whom, where, and how. This is why animation is my preferred storytelling medium. An animator can create the most unreal and outlandish worlds and characters and events, then show how they all interact in real time.

    I have the same problem with novels. I only get the barest vague sense of what people and things and places look like when they’re described in text. I need the visual version of the story in order to build a frame of reference.

    The previous series didn’t have this guy, either. More’s the pity.

     

    And yes, I used four screencaps from a 64-episode series and you only get the backs of the brothers’ heads in one of them. The Elric boys are arguably two of the most recognizable characters in anime history, they don’t need my promotional assistance.

    Where can I watch it?

    As one of the all-time great anime stories, it’s usually available in a variety of locations but I’ll send you to Crunchyroll for your Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood streaming needs for now.

  • Tiger on a Blue Tree

    The subtitle for this one is “… next to a Giant Blue Bear.”

    Someone explained the giant blue bear thing to me at one point and now, a year or so later, it’s long gone from my recollection. Denver!

    Originally posted to social media accounts on June 7th, 2017.

  • Tiger on a Dodge Charger

    I honestly couldn’t tell you why I held off posting some of the IT Nation 2016 shots until mid-2017, but here we are.

    The Dodge Charger was part of a very poorly thought-out contest involving both the convention’s dedicated social media app and Twitter. It’s a good thing I didn’t win, though… what would I do with a muscle car?

    Originally posted to social media accounts on Jun 7th, 2017.

  • Lumina on a Metal Apple Structure

    This play structure is another feature of the Orenco Woods park. I had to wait for kids to vacate, and I had to do so without looking like some creeper with a camera hanging around where kids were playing.

    I mean, I’m a 45-year-old man taking pictures of rubber ducks on things, I’m probably creepy enough already… Sigh.

    Originally posted to social media accounts on April 21st, 2017.

  • Rex on a Stickworks Moai at Orenco Woods

    One fine day, I took the new camera and a bag of ducks to the Orenco Woods park. The entire facility is a work in progress; many trees and bushes and flowers are recently planted, the walkways are new, and so forth.

    My timing was good. The sun shone, and some folks were assembling… things… out of sticks. I later learned that this is part of Patrick Dougherty’s “Stickworks” project. (Here’s the link for the Orenco Woods installation.)

    They were nice enough to let me put a duck on one of the wooden Moai-looking structures. I hadn’t yet gotten the hang of the new camera, though, so this is a bit more blown out than expected.

    Originally posted to social media accounts on April 21st, 2017. Yes, this marks another long break between duck-on-stuff activities.

  • 3WA 2017 #46: The Iron Giant

    If you want to tilt your head and squint a bit, you could view this film as Vin Diesel earning a spot in the list of all-time great film portrayals of Superman.

    (…I am a bad man. I know this.)

    What is it?

    The Iron Giant is a 1999 animated film based (somewhat loosely) on a book written in the late 1960s.

    What kind of story is it?

    It’s all about the kind of shenanigans a boy and his toy robot get up to in rural America during the age of the Red Scare.

    I know what you’re thinking. Did I fire four plasma rounds or only three? Well, do ya feel lucky, punk?

    Why do you like it?

    You might laugh when I call a story about a giant alien robot a “down to earth” tale, and yet. The movie’s not really about the Giant, it’s about all the various reactions people have to the Giant. This is a fun and heartwarming experience, if you don’t count the part where you’ll bawl like a broken-hearted child.

    Good thing Hogarth had Action Comics on hand instead of, say, Detective Comics.

    Fair warning: You will bawl like a broken-hearted child at one point.

    Also, this movie is gorgeous. Whatever one might think of the story or characters, visually it’s a feast.

    What might one not like about it?

    There’s some unsubtle political commentary going on, and several key characters are more like caricatures. It is a kids movie, ostensibly, but your mileage may vary.

    I mean, there’s this jerk but you’re supposed to dislike this jerk.

    Other thoughts about it?

    The Iron Giant is another case of “good movie, bad marketing.” It deserved to make lots of money and get all the critical acclaim. I guess it’ll just have to settle for being a “cult classic” instead.

    Dude just wanted to make sculpture. Instead he became an Internet meme. “It’s ART!”

    Where can I watch it?

    You can rent or buy it for streaming on several of the usual for-pay suspects (Amazon, Google Play, etc) or you can fork out for a shiny platter edition. Try it then buy it, is my recommendation.