• 3WA 2017 #51: Robotech

    I had something else queued up in this slot for almost the entire year. It wasn’t a show I was wild about. I needed a 51st entry (the final one, number 52, is a doozy and has been in that slot for months) and went with something I figured would do well enough. I liked it, I guess? That was enough?

    Then I realized I’d be doing a disservice to the project’s goals to gloss over one of my formative fandoms, the show that started it all. I’m supposed to be writing about animation which brought me joy. So, here we are.

    What is it?

    Robotech is an 85-episode long mish-mash of three different Japanese shows, cobbled together into something resembling a cohesive narrative structure. It spun off toys, books, and various other projects but for our purposes we’re talking about that original rambling glorious groundbreaking mess of a show.

    And here’s your giant-robot warning, right up front!

    What kind of story is it?

    In the late 1990s, an alien spaceship crash-lands on an island in the Pacific Ocean. It is the harbinger of a series of alien invasions, each kicking off a war over a precious but mysterious substance called “protoculture.” The humans ultimately prevail in each of these wars. The cost, however, is tremendous time and time again.

    Mind you, it’s also a story about fighter-robot pilots and the women they exasperate. It’s also a story about aliens learning to deal with human emotions in that awfully cliché fashion you get from stories made in the 1980s.

    There are some other stories in there as well but that pretty much sums it up for the most part.

    Why do you like it?

    I can’t even pretend to be objective about this one, sorry. Let me explain:

    Hillsboro, Oregon, in the early 1980s. Mom and Sis and I lived in a little apartment across Cornell Road from the middle school I attended. Every morning, without fail, I’d watch Robotech until the end credits just barely started. Then I’d quickly turn off the TV, grab my bag, sprint across the road to school and arrive just in time for classes to start. This was my routine for months on end.

    I lived and breathed this show during one of my formative years. Funny thing? My current workplace is just down the street from where that old apartment used to be. I can even grab lunches at the same Burger King if I want to. Let me tell you, starting my current job was deeply surreal to me at first.

    So I could say that it’s the space opera aspects which appeal to me most, and that would be true. (At its heart, it’s a helluva space opera!) I could say that my weakness for a good old-fashioned love story (albeit in cartoon form) stems from this show, and that would be reasonably accurate. I could say that I’m a sucker for gee-whiz improbable futuristic techno-gadgetry, and that would certainly factor into things.

    Sad Girls In Snow: The Early Years. Eat your heart out, Kanon!

    But let’s be real: This is a nostalgia pick, pure and simple. I loved this show. Few things since have jammed themselves so deeply into my psyche; Babylon 5 is comparable and may be the only thing to surpass Robotech in my heart of hearts. Blame it on my youth, maybe.

    What might one not like about it?

    And here’s where I beat up on a show I love.

    For starters, it’s a hot mess assembled by writers and voice actors of varying talent out of three entirely unrelated animated properties in an attempt to sell toys. The bulk of the show consists of most of an actual anime classic, Super Dimension Fortress Macross, and thanks to (or in spite of) the various efforts of the American team, a lot of what made Macross a household name in its home country survives the translation. Somehow. But it’s still a mess, with the overarching story requiring some odd re-purposing of existing elements.

    You may find yourself thinking, “Didn’t she have blue hair as a baby?”

    If you decide to give Robotech a try, remember that it’s early 1980s television animation, 4:3 aspect ratio, and not all of it has aged particularly well. And as with a lot of cartoons aimed at American kids over the entire history of television, the voice acting may be… off-putting at times.

    Oh, and there’s the fact that some of our erstwhile heroes need a clue-by-foor to the skull on a fairly regular basis. The closer someone is to being in the lead role, the more likely they have some serious behavioral issues to work out as well as being utterly useless when it comes to romantic entanglements. I mean, that’s not unusual in a lot of similar adventure shows but it bears mentioning anyway. (I’m looking at you, Rick Clueless-As-Hell Hunter.)

    Other thoughts about it?

    I’m led to understand thanks to my research for this entry (I’d forgotten bits and pieces over the years) that the novelizations are no longer particularly considered canon due to a couple of subsequent projects that saw the light of day after a while. I don’t care, you can have them when you pry them from my cold dead hands, etc, etc. (I imagine this is how some Star Wars fans feel about the expanded novelization universe after the slate was officially wiped clean going into this latest round of films.) There are novels covering the aired material, then another series of novels working from the basis of what was supposed to be a sequel series (The Sentinels), and a couple other entirely original novels to wrap up the timeline. I won’t go so far as to suggest they’re great works of art. Like my love for the show itself, my feelings about the novels defy rational thought. Still, I consider them as doing solid work elevating the source material to really well-portrayed space opera and recommend them as fun, light reading whether or not you decide to watch the show itself.

    Minmei might have been “the” idol, but Yellow Dancer got two of the best songs. (“Look Up! The Sky Is Falling” and “Lonely Soldier Boy”)

    The central figure in the creation of both Robotech and the old Streamline Pictures studio which imported a number of anime movies and series is the late Carl Macek, a man for whom both thanks and blame are deserved in abundance. Without his efforts, anime fandom in the USA might have taken a lot longer to gain momentum. On the other hand, it’s generally recognized that most of the properties that he and his teams imported were mangled badly in the translation process. All these years later it’s mostly just a side note in history, I suppose.

    If you want to watch an anime series that is to the original SDF Macross as The Force Awakens is to the original Star Wars film (which is to say, slavishly devoted to the original’s structure while somewhat subverting its tropes), check out Macross Frontier. It’s modern, it has some great music, and I dig the ambiguous, almost polyamorous ending.

    Where can I watch it?

    As of this writing Netflix offers Robotech for streaming, as does Amazon if you have Prime. Presumably Amazon’s version is “digitally remastered” and so forth.

    How can you possibly top this entry in terms of fervor and wordcount?

    Just you wait.

  • 3WA: Looking back, looking ahead

    The weekly word working assignment is nearing the end of its first year. Overall, how did it go? I consider it a success. I never missed an update, I’m reasonably proud of most of the posts, and there’s a chance (however slim) that I may have led someone to watch something they might have overlooked otherwise.

    Fine, fine… my readership amounts to maybe three entire souls. Slim chance, indeed. But capturing an audience wasn’t the primary goal. Forcing myself to get back into the habit of logging into this thing and flexing my writing muscles, that was the primary goal.

    The remaining two 3WA posts for 2017 are in the bag. They’ll show up this and next Friday, right on schedule. I made sure to complete them before my mid-month vacation in order to dedicate vacation time to next year’s project prep. I chose a more challenging format, one which requires more work than just sourcing some screenshots.

    It’s time to look ahead.

    During the year two thousand seventeen, I wrote about fifty-two pieces of animation that brought me some measure of joy. In the year to come I intend to write about fifty-two music albums which bring me some measure of joy. Joy, as we established at the outset, is a key part of this ongoing project. The 3WA concept was born from a deep, desperate need to focus on the good things in life, and if the unrelenting hellshow of 2016 gave rise to this year’s project then what else could I do coming out of 2017 but to bump things up a level?

    So, without further ado: Do you have a few minutes? About ten of them, actually? Because right here, right now, you can decide if it’s worth tuning in for 2018’s 3WA series.

    Bonus points if you can name more than half the artists (without using search engines to cheat, mind you).

  • 3WA 2017 #50: Kung Fu Panda

    It’s our last non-anime of the year. Time flies when you’re having fun writing about fun stuff to watch!

    What is it?

    Kung Fu Panda is a 3D CGI DreamWorks animated feature film which spawned sequels and a television series.

    This guy? Is a certified badass.

    What kind of story is it?

    It is simultaneously a loving homage to the martial arts movies of yore and a tongue-in-cheek send-up of many of its tropes. It is a typical hero’s journey where the loser, dreamer, nobody of a guy ends up achieving his lifelong wish. It is a culture clash between the heroes who live the warrior lifestyle and the fanboy who idolizes them. It is a fable with a moral at its core.

    Look at them. Certified badasses.

    That is a lot of things for a ninety minute movie aimed at kids to be all at once, yet it generally succeeds at all of them.

    Why do you like it?

    Kung Fu Panda is funny, clever, smart, and a visual delight. Like the other DreamWorks computer-animated entry on this year’s list, How To Train Your Dragon, it stands up to repeated viewings and is, in fact, one of those movies where if it’s playing on the TV I find myself just settling in to watch the rest regardless of what part I walked in on. It’s a “popcorn movie,” to be sure, but it’s a very good popcorn movie.

    Or dumplings. Maybe it’s a dumpling movie. You decide.

    What might one not like about it?

    Going into my first viewing I had reservations, mainly because I’m not usually a big fan of Jack Black’s shtick. I found that it doesn’t take long to get past that and just roll with things, but your mileage may vary.

    Look at him. Nowhere near being a certified badass.

    You might also be disappointed at how little Lucy Liu and Jackie Chan are given to do with their characters by comparison to Angelina Jolie and Dustin Hoffman. It is what it is, I suppose.

    Other thoughts about it?

    I haven’t watched the TV show or the third movie, but the second movie is remarkably solid for a sequel. It suffers a bit from cast creep but the story itself is much more compelling and, occasionally, heartbreaking. If you get through the first Kung Fu Panda and want a bit more, check out the next one at the very least.

    Where can I watch it?

    The usual suspects (Amazon, Google Play, iTunes, etc) will rent you a viewing if you’d like, or of course you can buy a shiny platter version.

  • Captain Marika on deck

    Thanks to some shenanigans with online wishlists, I was spoiled about one of my holiday presents so the gifting individual decided to just give it to me early. So, hey, let’s do a quick onboxing!

    The box is a bit dinged up, but the Nendoroid inside is intact and ready for assembly.

    I adore the Mouretsu Pirates anime, as I have made clear during the weekly writing project. Once I found that they were making a Nendoroid figure for Kato Marika in her piracy outfit I knew that I was doomed to wind up entering the realm of anime-related figure ownership. I’d avoided this fate up until now (barring a couple of Funko Pops, but they don’t count). Welp. Here we are, now.

    The Nendoroid comes with options. Which expression should Marika wear? What weapon should she wield, if any? I had decisions to make.

    Admittedly, this is just a wee bit creepy.

    I ended up going with the gun arm combo and leaving the hat on, and since she’s armed I gave her the “action” face as well. (There’s a bit of extra hair you can stick on her head if you eschew the hat, but if she’s packing heat then she should have her head covered.) Turns out that the back of her head has a lump of metal for the magnet on the base stand to click onto to keep her upright. It’s a neat little system, actually.

    Let’s do some piracy!

    The final result? I love it. It’s adorable and awesome. Thank you, Kyla!

  • 3WA 2017 #49: Gunslinger Girl

    Previously, we had girls-with-guns up against a secret organization bent on controlling them. What happens when the girls with guns already work for the secret organization?

    What is it?

    Gunslinger Girl is a 13-episode anime series based on the early volumes of the manga series of the same name. It is succeeded by a follow-up series by another studio with the title of Gunslinger Girl -Il Teatrino-. We’re focusing primarily on the first series here.

    What kind of story is it?

    In Noir, the fantastical element was the big shadowy secret society behind the plot shenanigans. In Gunslinger Girl, the fantastical element is that our young girls are brainwashed cyborgs. They don’t look it, of course. These cyborg shooters work for a secret arm of a branch of the Italian government, tasked with counter-terrorism activity. As a semi-realistic (keeping in mind, cyborgs) treatment of a grim topic like terrorism in the European theater, this isn’t entirely a cheery kind of show.

    Claes is in training. She may be enhanced but she’s not field-ready at this point.

    And yet. The actual focus is on the relationships between these cyborg girls themselves, as well as their relationships with their handlers, or “fratello.” (Big brothers, basically.) So you get a lot of “what does it mean to be human,” and how various parties deal with the fact that these girls, while useful, are both disposable tools of the state and doomed young mind-wiped children.

    I’m painting a darker picture than the show warrants, perhaps, but it’s worth knowing all this going in. I usually like to leave a lot of details in these write-ups out so the new viewer can experience the joy of discovery. Since almost everything I wrote above is revealed in the first episode, though, I don’t feel like I’m taking anything away. This is a case of properly setting expectations.

    Why do you like it?

    Two aspects of this show appeal to me.

    One, I like when a story takes one fantastical element (the sci-fi cyborg enhancements) and uses it to tell an otherwise matter-of-fact, grounded tale. You have cyborg assassins, what do you do with them when your job is to root out terrorists? Gunslinger Girl answers that question in a realistic enough fashion to be interesting and thought-provoking.

    Two, a lot of the downtime between missions is spent exploring the ideas opened up by the cyborg enhancement concept. You’ve made these girls stronger, but the cost is that you have to keep them doped to the gills and worry about implant rejection and so on. There are other drugs used to ensure compliance, which of course raises a whole slew of ethical questions.

    Not everyone takes to the supersoldier lifestyle. Take Rico, for instance.

    So, yes. For what is ostensibly a girls-with-guns action show, it’s lighter on action overall than one might expect going in. I find it interesting, though.

    What might one not like about it?

    Did you come into this expecting an action extravaganza? Sorry. Less shooty, more talky. Still, by comparison to Noir, a whole lot less screen time is wasted with repetition and puttering around. By comparison.

    The show starts you out with a jawdropping display of violence from Henrietta, so there’s that to look forward to.

    Also, while there’s nothing overtly ooky on-screen about the fact that these young girls are emotionally bonded to adult men, there’s an inherent layer of ooky-ness about the whole thing.

    Other thoughts about it?

    I bought The Delgados’ album Hate thanks to the opening song to this series. I recommend against it.

    The follow-up Gunslinger Girl series, Il Treatino, has… let’s call it “lackluster” visual production values and leave it at that. I couldn’t finish watching, though I’m told that it has a better-told story.

    The follow-up series follows Triela here, who is arguably the best of the bunch.

    Where can I watch it?

    As of this writing both series are on Netflix, but I’ll point you to Crunchyroll anyway since they’re less prone to removing shows from their lineup.

  • Gary the Racing Duck on a Laptop Computer

    I traveled to Utah in late May to attend my daughter’s wedding. She had a present for me. “It’s a racing duck,” she said. Apparently it was part of a charity rubber-duck race.

    Oh, and it is huge. I placed it on my laptop at the desk in the hotel room and took a picture so people could get a sense of scale.

    Originally posted to Twitter on August 20th, 2017. (Yes, months after the event.)