From the blog known as Captain Rooba’s Riposte comes, as he puts it, by far the funniest Car & Driver Road Test ever.

Don’t believe me, or the Captain? What follows is the funniest paragraph I’ve read in weeks:

“Cadillac’s brand manager says, “Cadillac research showed that there was a real need for the EXT.” A real need for a Cadillac pickup? Really? If so, then here are a few things that I really need: An air-conditioned front yard. Iguana-skin patio furniture. Stigmata. Mint-flavored Drano. Gold-plated roof gutters. A 190-hp MerCruiser SaladShooter. A dog with a collapsible tail. An office desk that converts into a Hovercraft. Chrome slacks. A lifetime subscription to Extreme Fidgeting. A third arm. A fourth wife. A smokeless Cuban Robusto. Reusable Kleenex.”

Go forth and read. I guarantee laughter, or your money back.