Destruction of the Pit of Destruction

Via collision detection, where they had this to say:

One of my favorite parts of early, monster-infested first-person shooters was the names they’d give to the levels. Every time I reached a new level in Quake — “Dimension of the Doomed”, “House of Chthon”, “The Ebon Fortress” — I would quiver with laughter at the I’m-being-ironic-well-maybe-I’m-not aesthetic of John Romero.

I present you the First-Person Shooter Level Name Generator. It provided the title of this entry (because I hate having to do real work, donchaknow), as well as several minutes’ worth of amusement. Enjoy, won’t you?

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2 responses to “Destruction of the Pit of Destruction”

  1. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    That stuff’s pretty accurate. Heh.

  2. heater Avatar
    heater

    Accurate heck, it’s down right creepy!!

    I put in the characteristics and hit fire.

    It came up with the name of my cat:

    Zeus’ Pit. (that was the first one)

    *shudder*