Some guy over on Livejournal by name of Howard Tayler (okay, so he’s got a webcomic) really, really didn’t like the film rendition of “BloodRayne.” And I quote:
I’m serious. If I find out that you went and saw this film after I told you not to, I’ll phone your friends up and tell them to go to your house and pour ants in your bed. And when you wake up screaming, covered in ants, you’ll think “at least I’m not still watching BloodRayne.”
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I’m not trying to tear this movie a new anal orifice. I assure you, the film already has SEVERAL, and it defecates simultaneously through all of them. You don’t want to get any of this on you.
His review is a fun read, if only to see how a writer of decent talent can thoroughly eviscerate a movie.
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2 responses to “Not that I was going to see BloodRayne anyway, but.”
Although I am not a fan of the video game I have played BloodRayne but unfortunately from what I have seen about the movie, it is yet another comic/game movie which departs drastically from the original source. I believe that they chose to set BloodRayne in the dark ages was to save money as it would have been far too expensive to spring for sets that resembled WWII.
And the chick who plays BloodRayne is not all that hot, they could have found someone better.
Yeah, I wish I had read his review before going and seeing it. I agree that it sucks. It was pure torture….Never again.