Found over at Tech Support Comedy, this lovely bit of geeky homage:

Knights of Ping: Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ping: We are the Knights who say….. “Ping”!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say “Ping”!
Knight of Ping: The same.
Other Knight of Ping: Who are we?
Knight of Ping: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Lart, Ping, and Staar-fish!
Other Knight of Ping: Star-fish!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who cross them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ping: The Knights who say “Ping” demand….. a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ping, we are but simple lusers who seek the porn site who lives beyond this modem.
Knights of Ping: Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ping: We shall perform a LART on you… if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ping: We want….. (pregnant pause) CAFFEINE! (minor music)
Arthur: WHAT?
Knights of Ping: Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping!
Arthur: No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you caffeine!
Knight of Ping: You must return here with caffeine… or else you will never get thru this call… alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ping, you are just and fair, and we will return with a caffeine.
Knight of Ping: One that has sugar.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ping: And is very expensive.
Arthur: Yes!
Knight of Ping: Noowwwww…. GO!

The original posting, with snarky commentary and linkage (did you know there’s an Eric Idle musical hitting stages soon, called “Spamalot”? and that Tim Curry’s taking the Graham Chapman slot in the cast?) is linked forthwith.

TSC: Knights of Ping?