Because he and she and she did ‘em, I did ‘em too.

The Pickup Test

You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
35% pickup-able!

You’re like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You’re just like her””she’s like this cool girl who’s attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you’re like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won’t give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

Dumb question moment: How can all of us have achieved a Golden Mean when our scores vary from my low 37% to Lil’s 62%? Whatever…

Are You Dateable Test

Damn, Rico! You are… 74% dateable!

Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet… you’re wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl’s (or guy’s) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the “elation” back into “relationship,” and the “night” back into “one-night stand.”

…which puts me within a couple percentage points of the other three. Personally I think The Spark gave me more credit than I really deserve, but what the hey.