Found via ORblogs, sublethal.net suggests new mottos for our beloved City Of Roses. For instance:
“Portland: Ideal for people who can’t handle the fast-paced hustle and bustle of Seattle”
The other nine are even better…
sublethal.net: Portland spleen
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3 responses to “Potential Portland Mottos”
Hey! I resent, er, *cough*resemble*cough* that remark! And why, yes, there is a faint ring of truth to that as well *smirk*
I resent that remark, too. I’m from Seattle, and I prefer it here. You know why? Portlanders are MUCH more friendly in general. On the other hand, I used to work for the city – My personal belief is that the motto should be: Portland – The Billing Never Works – And We Lie About It!
Former Water Bureau Customer Service Rep, M.
I had to giggle at the one about the smelly white boys. I was only in Portland for four days, but have you ever seen PCU? I felt like I was *in* that movie.
But then again, I spent the whole time in and around Reed campus… so I’m thinking that isn’t entirely representative. 🙂