Sometimes I just can’t resist taking advantage of an opportunity to do something completely silly and reprehensible. And thus…

And I quote:

While advertising as a form of support for independent Web sites has proven about as effective as sugar-frosted dental floss, the Web still manages to serve as a massively multiplayer open mic night for many the aspiring writer/artist/poet/revolutionary. The reason for this is simple: money and fame have historically been a less powerful motivator for creative types than the prospect of receiving oral sex — or at the very least, offers of oral sex — from total strangers.

That’s why we at the Brunching Shuttlecocks are introducing the Oral Sex Donation System. We believe that, by making it easy for donators of oral sex and recipients of oral sex to reach each other, we can guarantee the continuing creative vitality of the Web.

Laugh. It’s funny. I’m not serious. Wendi would kill me, repeatedly. With a dull blade.

The Brunching Shuttlecocks