Twelve. A dozen. Which makes me think of eggs. Which makes me think of chickens. Both of which make me hungry…
PAST: I can’t resist. It’s just too damned easy: which came first, chicken or egg?
PRESENT: Let’s push this week’s theme to greater levels of absurdity. Are you easily egged on, or are you fundamentally chicken?
FUTURE: And now for the ultimate in eggcitement. You have the technology. You have financial backing. You have a diabolical plan to improve chickens everywhere… what will you do? And does it involve world conquest? (Hey, can you imagine anything more diabolical than achieving global domination through the use of mutant chickens?)
Flames, puns, your answers or a link thereto should appear in the comments. (Be nice, folks. It’s been a fowl week for me.) Should you decide to link back, the most-current entry is always at http://greyduck.net/ppf/.
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11 responses to “Past, Present, Future – Round Twelve”
All set!
what came first? sheez… easy one. the easter bunny. without him, we have no cadburies. or boking. 🙂
So much eggcellent fun!
Yes, I know mine are always late 😛
Past: I have to go all scientifical and say egg, because fish, amphibians, and reptiles lay eggs, and they appeared on earth way before chickens 😛
Present: fundamentally chicken. I can’t come up with any clever puns about it, more’s the pity
Future: I am going to steal from comical singer Ray Stevens and say that I would create Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens (big as a house, strong as the dickens! Anything they want is easy pickin’s for Teenage Mutant Kung-Fu Chickens!)
Tee hee – mine’s up =)
Up.
Thank you for bringing out the crazy person in me this morning. It made me feel better. 🙂
yay! all done and egg-erific!
up!
finito!
Second time. 🙂