Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

Let me muddle this age-old question somewhat by presenting today’s lunch result:

On a small green-and-gold plate sits a whole-wheat bagel sandwich, the fillings of which consists of a hotdog sliced lengthwise and a slice of provolone cheese. For some reason the Pixel 8 phone's camera decided that depth of field is for numptys, so this shot turned out far more artsy than originally intended.

This is what happens when it’s lunchtime, you’re down to the last of the Zenners franks, the last slice of provolone, and you have no hot dog buns. Grab a bagel! Slice the frank lengthwise and make a sandwich out of it! Ahaha, I am clever. I know this because Vyx said so when I showed her the picture.