• What is one thing you don’t like about your body? – I have to pick one thing? Okay, then, I hate my teeth. I really do. Bleah.
  
• What are two things you love about your body? – You’re kidding, right?
  
• What are three things you want to change about your home? – We want a new fridge, we want to completely “rebuild” the deck area in the back yard, and we want high speed internet access somehow. Anyhow.
  
• What are four books you want to read this year? – I don’t know yet. Just give me something I haven’t read before that doesn’t suck. Four somethings new, if we want to follow the spirit of the question.
  
• What are five promises you have kept to yourself? – I don’t make promises, least of all to myself.
  

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go back to watching paint dry. I mean, watching the Quantum piece of crap Snap useless damned Server as it rebuilds its spare drive. It should be done in another two hours or so…
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