When I took the job it was billed as an 8-to-5 Monday-to-Friday gig as the managed services “help desk” guy. This should have precluded any chance of an eleven-hour no-lunch workday.

And yet, this is precisely what happened today.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to eat my second meal of the day, twelve hours after my first, and go fall into bed. Thank you.