If Mari went jumping off a cliff, would I do it too? That depends, I suppose, but if she does a silly meme I’m almost duty-bound to follow suit. So, here you go. This is a lot like the “$Name is” Google thing from a while back, except this time it’s “$Name needs”. (Don’t forget the quotes.) The first ten result summaries that include the two words together are what you post. For instance:
- There are many situations where Karel needs to repeat an instruction but it is not yet known how often. (Ain’t that the truth…)
- Karel’s world is always bounded by walls along the edges, but the world may have different dimensions depending on the specific problem Karel needs to solve.
- Karel needs a semi-colon to terminate instructions (;).
- Assume that a robot named Karel needs to pick up a beeper and move, but if there is no beeper to pick up, he is to do nothing. (Yeah, yeah. When your namesake is responsible for giving us the word “robot” you get a lot of robot-related things named after him.)
- Karel needs six weeks for this. (Whatever this is.)
- Karel needs to get those documents and forms from the Seminary by June 3.
- Karel needs to find it. (Whatever it is.)
- The game said that Karel needs that person’s blood in order to transform into that person. (Uh, what?)
- KAREL flew into the Bay Area today and experienced what he thought might be a terrorist, but the airline disagreed. (There’s a KAREL Show? Why was I not informed?)
- Karel needs to travel East along the south wall of the city until it reaches the East side, at which point it will stop.
And there you have it. Mind you, I left out one of the first ten entries that came up… but if you dig around a nearby website you could probably find it yourself…
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5 responses to “I have needs!”
*shrug* go do mine and revel in incredibly boring it is. The joys of having a sickeningly common name I suppose.
Well don’t fret, i’m afraid mine wasn’t to terribly exciting either.
I dunno — I found some really interesting ones for both of you… I mean, the first ones that came up for both of your real names were kinda amusing 🙂
” Needs Men… Now!”
and
” Needs a REALITY CHECK”
I find those amusing anyhow 🙂
“… needs a reality check” is more like a punch to the gut and wholly unamusing. Like I need Google to also tell me that I need a reality check, thankyouverymuch. Just a silly quiz, right? Right?
When I did it, I took it as a fun survey funny thing… If you’ll notice, a lot of my answers are not exactly complimentary… as a matter of fact, they seem to imply that “Mari needs” a lot of counseling or outside help… but I chose to see it as humorous, not as a personal commentary… My bad for seeing it that way…