Could we have picked a worse product name?

Added to the file labeled, “Product Names We Never Wanted To See,” we find the following image. I walked past this discarded box on the way to work this morning, glanced down, read the text, stopped, stared at the box for a full thirty seconds, walked away, realized that I could not let such a photo-op go by, walked back, snapped a picture with my phone, then hurried to the bus stop.

(Sadly, this is another example of the fact that the Treo 600 takes lousy pictures. I should’ve taken the extra minute or two and just broken out the Canon. Argh.)

Used fireworks box…

Comments

6 responses to “Could we have picked a worse product name?”

  1. Kylanath Avatar
    Kylanath

    Wrong. Just Plain Wrong.

  2. Ghost Dog Avatar

    Hilarious. Almost as funny were the fireworks I saw at a tent in WA labeled “Illegal”. Nope, not a sticker on the outside, it was the packaging

  3. Lisa Avatar

    That’s just bad!

  4. Mari Avatar

    Heh… It reminds me of the move “The Big Hit”… One of the characters in the movie produced a film that cost a fortune, but was a huge flop… it was called “Taste the Golden Spray”

    They both make me giggle 🙂 You should send that in to Maxim’s “Unintentional Porn” column 🙂

  5. Lilith Avatar
    Lilith

    That is Not Okay In The Worst Way. (And you claim to be innocent – pshaw! *smirk*)

  6. Rosekitten Avatar
    Rosekitten

    I don’t think that the manufacturers were really thinking clearly….