Now, you expect things like:

• Being called into work around midnight
• Having hardware go mysteriously missing
• Only to have the whole thing end up being a misunderstanding
• Missing not one but two buses in a row
• Having trouble administering email… again
• Being stuck in a conference call with nothing to contribute
• Forgetting to take the allergy meds, and
• Having a network problem at work that directly affects your girlfriend

…to be the sort of accumulated stressors you’d deal with on a Monday. But no, that was today. Yesterday was a much more relaxing day, for the most part.

Let us make this clear, to whoever’s in charge of this sort of thing: Tuesday is not the new Monday. Thank you.