Category: Quotes

  • So long, G’Kar. Goodbye, One-Armed Man.

    It figures that I’d find myself posting this the day after I post that Sci-Fi quiz meme thing…

    I have to admit something moderately geeky to you all, here. One of the reasons I so enjoy the movie version of The Fugitive starring Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones is because of the One-Armed Man. Why? Because he’s G’Kar, of course!

    Andreas Katsulas wasn’t the most recognizable name in film or television, but he had a distinctive voice. Buried under latex, he spent five years (and an additional appearance or two afterward) portraying one of the most important and memorable characters in the Babylon 5 series. J. Michael Straczynski, the man behind Babylon 5, had this to say:

    He lived an amazing life…full of travel and wonder and good work…was part of the world renowned Peter Brook company…he saw the planet, loved and was loved, ate at great restaurants, smoked too many cigarettes…he lived a life some people would die for.

    And, sadly, due to the last part of that equation…he did.

    […]

    Andreas is gone…and G’Kar with him, because no one else can ever play that role, or ever will.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m going to pore over some of my old quotes collections. For instance…

    “Doesn’t make sense.”
    “You’re right, that’s the bit that worries me.”
    “If you are going to be worried every time the universe doesn’t make sense, you are going to be worried every moment of every day for the rest of your natural life.”

    — G’Kar and Marcus in Babylon 5:”Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?”

    Nah, let’s leave this with one of the fall-down-funny bits, instead. The best elevator scene, ever. (Edit: I left out the “most appealing” bit when I originally posted this. Bad fanboy, no spoo for you!)

    “You want to live as much as I, hmm?”
    “Oh, yes, but I would much rather see you dead!”
    “Oh, I see. Well, here I am. Come on. Kill me! Come kill me!”
    “You forget the terms of our surrender! The penalty for the killing of any Centauri by any Narn will be the death of 500 Narns including the perpetrator’s own family! But I don’t have to kill you… I don’t have to do anything! And I still get to watch you die! I find this most appealing!”
    “This is insane! We must work together!”
    “No. As the humans say: Up yours, guy!”

    […]

    “There, you see! I’m going to live.”
    “So it would seem. Well, it’s an imperfect universe.”
    “Bastard.”
    “Monster.”
    “Fanatic.”
    “Murderer.”
    “You are insane!
    “And that is why we’ll win.”
    “Go be the ambassador to Babylon 5 they say. Will be an easy assignment. Ah, I hate my life.”
    “So do I.”
    Shut up!

    — Londo and G’Kar in Babylon 5:”Convictions”

    (Yes, I know that the words aren’t his, but it’s the performance as much as the content that stays with you…)

  • Vacation Time Is Over

    I didn’t set out to spend a week avoiding my writing duties. Truly I didn’t. Time and events just ran away with me, and I wasn’t really in a headspace conducive to cranking out the kind of clever, witty, entertaining verbage that you’ve all come to expect from your favorite hue-impaired waterfowl.

    Of course, this means I have a lot of tidbits to share with you. Take the following, for instance. (Please.)

    Conversation with treeloverkath at 2006-02-02 09:58:10 on thelittlegreyduck (yahoo)
    (09:58:10) treeloverkath: Hey there, I was just on yahoo , i noticed your profile, anyways, you seem interesting. 😛
    (09:58:21) thelittlegreyduck: I have a profile on Yahoo?
    (09:58:26) treeloverkath: here use this link:www.pure-match.comvu/members/missy_kitty/
    (09:58:34) treeloverkath: oopps, I meant to write “.com”, hehe.. search for “missy_kitty”. anyways, my friend is here, i gotta run, tty soon.
    (09:58:38) thelittlegreyduck: *snort*
    (09:58:52) treeloverkath: do you wanna check out my profile and pictures..?
    (09:59:19) thelittlegreyduck: No, I want not to be spammed randomly.

    Social engineering spam at its finest. And by “finest” I mean “most annoying and yet rather sneaky.” Note the supposed typo, a trick I suspect is meant to get around certain IM spam blocking plugins by deliberately not matching the website address. Then, of course, I’m supposed to manually type in the “correct” address.

    As the kids like to say, “Puh-leeeze.”

    Life in meatspace comes with its own sources of amusement, such as the following tidbit of vitally useful information I heard on the bus the other day:

    Everything you could want to know on the Internet is on the Internet.

    You don’t say!

    I’ll leave you (for now) with a random thought that popped into my head the last time I was traveling northward: When you’re on the train, you only see the railroad crossings with their barriers lowered, but this is not their normal state. In what way is the journey you’re on affecting your perspective?

    (Yeah. Pretty damned deep for a Friday afternoon. I amaze me, sometimes.)

  • Pruned: Helltown USA

    I quote from the entry titled Helltown USA at a blog named Pruned…

    Since the summer of 1962, a fire, fueled by rich anthracite coal deposits, has been burning beneath the mining town of Centralia, Pennsylvania.

    Nonstop.

    File this under, “Why have I not heard about something this incredibly freaky before now?” Check out the pictures. They’re both freakish and fascinating.

  • Not that I was going to see BloodRayne anyway, but.

    Some guy over on Livejournal by name of Howard Tayler (okay, so he’s got a webcomic) really, really didn’t like the film rendition of “BloodRayne.” And I quote:

    I’m serious. If I find out that you went and saw this film after I told you not to, I’ll phone your friends up and tell them to go to your house and pour ants in your bed. And when you wake up screaming, covered in ants, you’ll think “at least I’m not still watching BloodRayne.”

    […]

    I’m not trying to tear this movie a new anal orifice. I assure you, the film already has SEVERAL, and it defecates simultaneously through all of them. You don’t want to get any of this on you.

    His review is a fun read, if only to see how a writer of decent talent can thoroughly eviscerate a movie.

  • Mineral (Not Animal Or Vegetable) Magnetism

    The Magnetic North Pole is, apparently, stranger than I ever imagined. I knew about the periodic polarity flips, and I vaguely recall something about the magnetic poles drifting slightly on a fairly constant basis, but there’s more to it than just those two oddities. Like anything else, I suppose, the more you dig into a subject the more detail you find. For instance:

    Reversals take a few thousand years to complete, and during that time—contrary to popular belief—the magnetic field does not vanish. […] Magnetic lines of force near Earth’s surface become twisted and tangled, and magnetic poles pop up in unaccustomed places. A south magnetic pole might emerge over Africa, for instance, or a north pole over Tahiti.

    And all of a sudden the Boy Scouts stop equipping themselves with hand compasses and switch to GPS or some other satellite-based navigation device. Hoo boy. Even now, using just a compass to get to the Magnetic North Pole of the planet isn’t really a straight-line affair:

    Contrary to popular belief, a compass needle does not point directly at the North Magnetic Pole. However, if a traveller sets out from some location and proceeds in the direction in which his or her compass needle points, he or she will eventually reach the North Magnetic Pole, but by a route that will not be direct. […] Although the direct path to the Magnetic Pole requires a traveller setting out from southern Europe, at the edge of the map, to head 8 degrees west of north, a compass will lead the traveller almost 3 degrees east of north. By the time the traveller reaches Scandinavia he or she is over 18 degrees off course, and at 80 N, almost 46 degrees of course. [sic]

    At times like this I wish I was a smarter, more studious sort of fellow, because I could very easily see myself as a geophysicist. Unfortunately a lot of this stuff very nearly goes over my head, and what I’m reading now is a digest version of things, distilled for the masses. That shouldn’t prevent you from checking out the following links, however. Hey, there are pictures and stuff!

    Earth’s Inconstant Magnetic Field
    Geomagnetism – The Arctic Regions

  • I don’t know much about burritos, but I know what makes me laugh.

    It seems that all of the fast-food-ish outfits are going all-out with the clever stuff. Check out the random silly writings on the drink containers, french fry boxes and sandwich wrappers of places like Burger King, Taco Time and Arby’s to see this trend in action. Sometimes it works, but certainly not always.

    Chipotle, that rusty burrito barn which is an oddity among oddities, posted a billboard a while back which gave me a good laugh:

    Our beef is raised in the most natural way possible.

    By cows.

    And on top of that, I see on the “free burrito” coupons that Dawn brought down that they’ve adopted an… interesting new slogan:

    Chipotle: You Can’t Beat Our Meat

    You don’t say? Trust me, I don’t think I want to. Wow.