Because Lilith and Dawn did it…
I’m a generally unf***witted, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
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For the record, I was 95% compatible with Lil’ and 83% compatible with Dawn. Make of this what you will…
I think the interface to this little widget is more interesting than the results, actually. But here you go, since Mari and Lilith both did it, I did it too…
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies, General asshats
Circle I Limbo
Militant Vegans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Proselytizers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Spammers
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Virus hackers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Religious zealots
Circle VII Burning Sands
Hatemongers, Rapists, Child Molesters
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
George W Bush, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell
I scored higher (as it were) than Lil’s blog, and in fact higher than most anyone else I know of so far. C’mon, see if you can beat me (as it were).
Because Lil’ did it and then Dawn did it…
Hmph. If I put in my first name, I get “Not suitable for those under 13.” Er, yeah.
Because Mari is the coolest…
Post a memory that you have of me in the comments and then copy this to your journal/blog/Thingie.
(Title stolen from a George Carlin routine. Please, someone, anyone, buy me some George Carlin albums. Thanks.)
(Entry filed under “Surveys” because I couldn’t think of a more appropriate heading. Consistency is the defense of a small mind.)
Because he and she and she did ‘em, I did ‘em too.
The Pickup Test
You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
35% pickup-able!You’re like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You’re just like her””she’s like this cool girl who’s attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you’re like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won’t give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.
Dumb question moment: How can all of us have achieved a Golden Mean when our scores vary from my low 37% to Lil’s 62%? Whatever…
Are You Dateable Test
Damn, Rico! You are… 74% dateable!
Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet… you’re wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl’s (or guy’s) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the “elation” back into “relationship,” and the “night” back into “one-night stand.”
…which puts me within a couple percentage points of the other three. Personally I think The Spark gave me more credit than I really deserve, but what the hey.
