From Harry Potter and the [current whatever] in Fifteen Minutes…
BIG BLACK DOG: *turns into Sirius Black*
HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us first!
HP FANS: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON’S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!
LOTR FANS: What are you, new?
Hah! That’s just priceless!
You didn’t know that I enjoy such dorky humor? What are you, new? (Heh.)
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6 responses to ““What are you, new?””
Oh crap. I guess I shouldn’t see the new HP in the theatre. I get ever so pissed when they change things.
The 15 minute parady is even funnier if you’ve seen the movie. And suzie… just be prepared…it’s very different. While I was expecting some of it, I was still caught off guard.
HP movie 3 is great. I’m glad I read the books like 4yrs ago, I know the story, yet am oblivious to those minor changes. Man, these movies are good. #3 is the best, new director and all.
Are you kidding, David? I’ve gone through most of the 15 Minutes archive, laughing all the way. (Read the Van Helsing treatment followed by her riff on the 1978 Dracula. Heh.)
*cleaning up the coffee I spewed on my monitor*
Thank you for that. 🙂
Hah, that’s too funny! Did you see her version of Troy? (i.e. Troy in 15 minutes?). Classic stuff 🙂