How true, oh how true.

Pisceans tend to get the shaft when the fine folks at The Onion throw together their weekly horoscopes. This week, however, I couldn’t be more amused by my fortune:

You’re not the kind of man who can limit himself to just one woman bringing him pancakes.

To be honest, I suppose I should point out that I prefer french toast…

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8 responses to “How true, oh how true.”

  1. Mari Avatar

    Bitch bitch bitch! *grin*

    I must say that my horoscope was amusing…

    “The worst of it all seems to be behind you, especially if you were serious about that whole “death would be a mercy at this point” thing.”

    How did they know what I was thinking?

    Hee hee

  2. GreyDuck Avatar

    Who’s bitching? Not me… I’ll /eat/ the pancakes if I have to, I’d just /prefer/ french toast! 😉

  3. Melpster Avatar

    Hey, I’m a Pisces too… where’s all my hot bitches bringin’ me MY pancakes, yo?

  4. suzie Avatar

    I’m a pisces, but I’m not a huge fan of pancakes. and I’m not a man. why does the onion gotta hate, yo?

  5. melissa Avatar
    melissa

    whoa they appear to know us well. heres mine:

    “You can either be part of the problem or part of the solution, but in the end, being part of the problem is much more fun.”

    i dont know if i like that or not but i think i do. =)

  6. merripan Avatar
    merripan

    While I’m not adverse to women bringing me pancakes, I’d prefer a guy to do so… sigh… Nothing quite so fun as having pre / post breakfast fun…

  7. Lilith Avatar
    Lilith

    Can’t limit himself..ROFL!!!! Chicks born in June who love purple…LMAO!!!

    Pardon me whilst I collect myself…this may take a while…

  8. Kylanath Avatar
    Kylanath

    *snicker* And let’s not forget the fascination with tall red-heads on top of the fascination with Gemini chicks who love purple. *smirk*

    I wonder if there’s help available for this sort of problem. *grin*