File this one under “weird tangents in AIM chats.”

me: Hah! Be nice…
Mari: 🙂 i am frequently nice
Mari: (at least i am honest enough not to say ALWAYS *grin*)
me: Nobody’s ALWAYS nice. 😉
Mari: Mary Poppins
me: She doesn’t count. She’s a freaky woman.
Mari: LOL but i like her *grin* OK, another person who is always nice
Mari: Mrs. Claus
me: But you never hear much about her… except that she cares for Mr. Claus. What does she do in the off-season?
Mari: professional dominatrix? *grin*
me: “I’ve got your jolly RIGHT HERE, worm!”
Mari: LOL
me: “I’m naughty AND nice, and don’t you forget it!”
Mari: yeah she has a latex version of her little red and white dress
me: The real reason the elves work so hard every year.
Mari: or the real reason that Santa is so happy
me: I wonder if there are boy- and girl-type elves. Or do you splash water on them to change them? 😉
Mari: ha ha ha… some of them mysteriously turn into ducks or cats or piggies
me: The real difficulty is in getting enough hot water at the North Pole.
Mari: i am sure they have adequate plumbing
me: Yes, I suppose outhouses and stone wells are out of the question.