In case you’re wondering, I have a perfectly good reason not to have written a single damned word on my NaNovel today. A very, perfectly, truly good reason. Yes.

You see, yesterday my beloved employers saw fit to replace my cranky, misbehaving old geekphone with, uh, this.

And, you know, I had to spend some quality time this morning doing very important things to get it up and running to my high standards of usefulness. That’s right!

So the fact that I installed this on my new phone has nothing to do with my lost NaNoWriMo productivity this morning. I categorically deny any and all reports that I spent three hours playing MIDI files from my old sound files collection and/or that I found on the web in search of spiffy new ringtones. I’m also most assuredly not desperate to find a non-crappy anime MIDI website. Not at all.

There’s nothing to see (or hear) here, move along now…