Far be it from me to pass up the opportunity provided by some construction work near the tennis court, right?

Originally posted to social media accounts on January 5th, 2015.

It’s not always easy to find interesting things around the office onto which to place ducks in photogenic fashion.

Originally posted to social media accounts on November 20th, 2014.

I went through a series of Dansko-brand work shoes over the course of a few years. In this case, a pair I’d only purchased a few weeks prior had started to come apart at the seams, so after some negotiation they agreed to swap out the defective pair for a fresh set of replacements. I was so happy when the new shoes arrived that I put a duck on them.

As one does.

Originally posted to social media accounts on October 16th, 2014.

I don’t know why someone abandoned all these apples on a bench. Who am I to turn down the opportunity so presented, though?

Originally posted to social media accounts on October 4th, 2014.

Would you believe I have no memory of taking this picture? Huh.

Originally posted to social media accounts on August 25th, 2014.

At some point, the fine City of Portland decided that some streets would look better with fewer cars and more concrete planters full of flowers. Who am I to pass up the provided opportunity?

Originally posted to social media accounts on August 15th, 2014.