Month: May 2003

  • And now for your moment of ZEN.

    All told, today’s been an even better day than yesterday. Busy as hell, yes. Thankless and demoralizing, no.

    And if I’d known that removing the old server from the network would revive ZENworks, I’d have done so Saturday morning instead of waiting until almost noon today. Hellfire and damnation.

    I’m hoping that this is the last “run around the building all day long” kind of day for a while. With ZEN on my side again, it very well may be. Huzzah!

  • Rugrat Number One, Front And Center

    There are three things I don’t write (much) about here, one of which is actually inappropriate to write about for the foreseeable future.

    The other two are named Alex and Erica, and I really should write about them more often.

     

    Wendi’s filling the void a bit by sharing with everyone what an awesome son we have.
    Our awesome son

  • Squeaky Wheel Symphony

    All things being equal, today hasn’t been all that bad.

    I strolled into the office shortly before 9:00am and proceeded to perform the required tasks upon nearly every computer in the building. What are these tasks? I’m glad you asked.

    • Set Novell Client properties to use TENCHI as the preferred server.
    • Log into TENCHI, thus mapping drives correctly and clearing old connections.
    • Create desktop icons to replace old ZENworks icons.
    • Delete all network printers.
    • Put the network printers back.

    That last bit is the tedious part, since “point and print” still adamantly refuses to live up to its name. I just know I’m going to dream about print driver install dialog windows tonight. Le sigh.

    The really entertaining thing about today was the prioritizing process. It was easy at first, since managers and those who do the time-sensitive work obviously come first. That still leaves 85% or more of the office to be handled as best I can. (As of this writing, I have yet to finish off the broadcast studios or get anywhere near the Promotions Pit, a.k.a. Cthol Mishrak.)

    My day rapidly devolved into a symphony of squeaky wheels, all begging me to dash to their cubicle right away because, after all, “I need to be able to print right now…” For the most part I obliged these noisemakers, but only if I wasn’t already elbows-deep in something of actual importance.

    For instance, we had a spot of trouble with PowerMerge, an esoteric bit of radio software. That led to some frantic running around and a phone call to the guy in Florida who wrote the thing. Fixing the read-only status of some files turned the trick. Yay!

    And then there’s the little problem between recent Netware 5.0 service packs and recent Win2K/XP Novell client versions. It has to do with caching, file locking and automatic reconnections, and it can bring a server to its knees. I, of course, have learned this the hard way. (Yes, I’ll be restarting the server in a little while.) We didn’t have a problem with the old server because I didn’t have it on the most recent (and, of course, highly recommended) service pack. Le sigh.

    The vast majority of my coworkers showed great patience and expressed no small praise for my efforts. Hell, I even scored some goodies. Squeaky wheels they may be, but at least they’re generally nice and polite squeaky wheels. It wouldn’t have taken more than one or two negative nabobs to really ruin my whole day, so it’s only fair to express my thanks, even in a venue unread by most folks at the office.

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll finish my lunch (yes, it is after six p.m., what’s your point?) and prepare to briefly down a server.

  • Oh, what a night.

    This is going to ramble incoherently. I’ve been at work for a bit more than 24 hours, so please bear with.

    To sum up, I’ll tell you exactly what I just told everyone else:

    If you can read this…

    … congratulations on digging into your Start Menu and finding your Groupwise icon after fighting with the very-confused Novell login process.

    Here’s the good news: The new server is alive and kicking, all data is intact, and the printers are apparently still happy on our network. And did you notice how much more quickly the login process goes without the anti-virus checker and the ZENworks launcher, not to mention that tedious wait to map the P: drive on the Snap server?

    Here’s the bad news: ZENworks is gone. (You won’t feel the pain of it, but my workload may very well just have doubled, if not tripled.) I have only a few suspicions as to why it broke, but there’s nothing I can do about it now, and it was totally inevitable. Without ZENworks, we get no handy-dandy icons for things like Groupwise, Tapscan, Powerlink, CoolEdit 2000. So, someone (guess who?) will need to go from computer to computer to computer to computer manually placing icons for all of those programs.

    Here’s the really bad news: If you want to print something, you’ll have to wait until someone (guess who?) can go from computer to computer to computer to computer, removing and then adding again your printers. (The quick, layman’s explanation is that your computer is looking in the wrong place for the printers.)

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go home and sleep after my 24-hour shift, the climax of four straight double-digit-hours working days. I’ll be here bright and early Tuesday morning, hopefully before many of you even have the chance to read this. At least you’ll understand why your computer’s acting so very strangely…

    (ps – The observant among you will notice that I am indeed not coming in for a couple of days this holiday weekend. It’s for my mental health and yours. Trust me on this: we all want for me to be rested and recuperated on Tuesday morning.)

    Overall, a qualified success. The printer thing is resolvable, albeit with a ton of tedious work. I’m just glad I didn’t have to actually reconfigure all of the print servers. As for the loss of ZENworks, well, I’m really going to feel it the next time something major needs to be rolled out to most of the building.

    Right now, I’m just praying that the only phone calls I take between now and Tuesday are from friends, not co-workers. I need a break. Starting last Tuesday morning I’ve clocked 59 hours up to this point. Folks, that’s gotta be enough for a while. I’ll catch up with you again after some downtime.

  • I’m all about the Un, baby.

    Found via J-Mo, I took the Untelligence Test.

    The Test Results Are In!

    “You kick ass.”

    You have a knack for greatness. For the record, you are 71% Un-telligent which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%.

    Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

    “Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he’s smarter than any animal.

    “Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn’t tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

    “Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals.”

    Yeah, that’s right, I kick ass…

    IN MY MIND! Har har.

  • Past, Present, Future – Round Fourteen

    So here I am, surviving a week filled with workdays up to 14 hour long, sleep deprived, and looking at doing the 14th PPF, when it hits me like a lead pillow what this week’s seed idea should be.

    PAST: – Ah, the boundless, insane energy of youth. Do you remember the longest stretch of time you stayed awake?

    PRESENT: – I’ve heard of people who only need five hours, while I’m closer to nine. How much sleep per night do you need now in order to feel hale and whole?

    FUTURE: – In a world where sleep has been rendered irrelevant by advanced medical technology, what do you do with all of that extra time in the day… or night, for that matter?

    Sleep on it first if you have to, but your answers (or a link thereto) should appear in the comments when the time is right. When linking back, use the following: http://greyduck.net/ppf/