As Mari has already pointed out, this may be the lamest Friday Five of all time. So instead of merely complaining, I’m going to have a bit of fun with it. Afterward, if I can be bothered, I’ll submit some questions of my own. But first…
- Where are you right now? – In a galaxy known to Earthlings as The Milky Way. I think Earthlings have serious candy bar issues.
- What time is it? – About ten billion years since the formation of this iteration of the Cosmos. Give or take a few. (I lost count, okay? It could happen to anybody.)
- What are you wearing? – Clothing. It may be optional, but I’ve always believed that “clothes doth oft proclaim the man.” Polonious may have been a windbag, but he managed to stumble across a few good truths.
- Any people or animals around you? Describe them. – You don’t have the time. No, really. We’d be here for centuries.
- What are your plans for the weekend? – Didn’t you ask this question last week?
