• Do you wear any jewelry? What kind? – No.
  
• How often do you wear it? – Uh, no.
  
• Do you have any piercings? If so, where? – No.
  
• Do you have any tattoos? If so, where? – No.
  
• What are your plans for the weekend? – No. Er, wait. Quite the sharp left turn, eh? My plans for the weekend involve staying home to watch the rugrats while Wendi does her gig tomorrow, then staying home some more on Sunday. Do I know how to live, or what?

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