Dullest. FridayFive. Ever.

As Mari has already pointed out, this may be the lamest Friday Five of all time. So instead of merely complaining, I’m going to have a bit of fun with it. Afterward, if I can be bothered, I’ll submit some questions of my own. But first…

  • Where are you right now? – In a galaxy known to Earthlings as The Milky Way. I think Earthlings have serious candy bar issues.
  • What time is it? – About ten billion years since the formation of this iteration of the Cosmos. Give or take a few. (I lost count, okay? It could happen to anybody.)
  • What are you wearing? – Clothing. It may be optional, but I’ve always believed that “clothes doth oft proclaim the man.” Polonious may have been a windbag, but he managed to stumble across a few good truths.
  • Any people or animals around you? Describe them. – You don’t have the time. No, really. We’d be here for centuries.
  • What are your plans for the weekend? – Didn’t you ask this question last week?

Friday Five

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3 responses to “Dullest. FridayFive. Ever.”

  1. Connie Vandelay Avatar
    Connie Vandelay

    I stopped doing those months ago due to that.

  2. Lilith Avatar
    Lilith

    The Friday Five is so lame, in fact, that I’m boycotting it this week. My 10-yr-old asks more interesting questions.

  3. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    I whole-heartedly agree with the massive lameness quotient of this weeks F5. I filled them out to kill time, honestly. I should have taken the sarcastic, mocking, “comic book guy” route as you did.. it would have been loads more entertaining. Ah well. Maybe it was a slow, uninspiring week?