Author: Karel Kerezman

  • I’m a… huh?

    Alrighty, yet another personality quiz… of sorts. I’m not entirely certain about these results, though:

    The Vapor Trail
    Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

    Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

    Your exact opposite:
    The Backrubber

    Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people—unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You’re experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

    You’ve had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you’d like, do they? The problem is you’re never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

    Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They’re also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.

    FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

    In case you’re curious, you can see the actual results page here.

    OkCupid Test

  • Changing Locations

    Wendi has the key to her new apartment. I’ll be getting the key to my roommate’s place today, if all goes well.

    It has begun.

    I’ll be moving first. It’s only a huge undertaking because of how long we’ve been entrenched in this house, not because of how much stuff there is to move. I’m firmly focused on the idea of junking as much junk as possible as I move. I’m not going to a very large space, and the next place I inhabit afterward probably won’t be that much larger. It therefore behooves me to keep the amount of packrattage to a bare minimum.

    It should be an interesting couple of weeks. Hell, it should be an interesting life

  • Birthday Weekend Bonanza

    I turn thirty-two years old today, and to celebrate (in advance, sure) I went north to visit Dawn and also spend a bit of time with some folks from Pool. It was a wonderful, fun, relaxing, rejuvenating couple of days, and I shall always be thankful for such an interlude during this particularly stressful time in my life.

    Hey, I even got to shoot some pool. I’m still not very good at it, but I am reminded now of how much I used to enjoy that particular pasttime. I even managed to call and sink a moderately tricky 8-ball shot… only to lose the game anyway on account of scratching. Oh well. It was almost a perfect shot.

    All through the weekend I was getting presents of one sort or another… for instance, Lilith bought the anime version of Metropolis on DVD for me. Dawn gave me sweets of various kinds, a Pikachu candy dispenser and the most adorable little plush Nekobus from My Neighbor Totoro:

    I arrived at work this morning only to find… well, what can best be described as a cookie basket, waiting for me at the front desk. Thank you, Heather!

    I also got birthday cards and some brownies from my coworkers, not to mention lunch at one of my favorite restaurants and any number of verbal birthday greetings as I worked around the building.

    Yeah. It’s not all bad. I just have to remember that when things go to hell like they’re so prone to doing…

  • Batting .333

    This is the sort of Friday that makes you truly appreciate weekends.

    Before I arrived at work today, I had two simple tasks to accomplish: Finish the computer I was prepping, then take the computer replaced by the first computer and prep it for a new sales hire. Easy enough, especially if I’m left alone for most of the day.

    Oh, but no, it can’t be that easy. For starters, the most recent new computer I placed has turned out lemony, and not in that “fresh scent” sort of way. (It’s either bad RAM or something between the drive and the controller, not sure which, but luckily we have 1 year on-site service for these machines.) Well damn, now I had three computers to bring to life, and I lost more than an hour on troubleshooting.

    I finished up the original computer I was working on and got it placed, then took the replaced computer back to my office to begin a clean install of Windows 2000. It went well for the first couple of hours… install, patch, network, patch some more, start installing apps… and BANG. It went to lunch. I don’t know precisely how, but given that it happened less than an hour before I had to leave work to go home and mind children… argh. And in all the excitement of trying to figure out why that computer died, I couldn’t finish the replacement computer for the lemon I’d given out earlier in the week.

    Double argh.

    I’d go in this weekend to work on those machines but I already made plans to be in Seattle the entire time. I hate dropping the ball like this. On the other hand… dammit, I just don’t think I should be blamed for having two Acts of Gawd land on me in the same day. I worked my ass off today, and have almost nothing to show for it.

    Again I say, argh.

  • On my birthday…

    I was given the link below so I could discover what interesting things may have happened on my birthday (this coming Monday, if you must know).

    Wonderful. I share a birthday with Gary Numan, Mickey Dolenz and Alan “Skipper” Hale, Jr. Funny, I was just watching the MST3K of Giant Spider Invasion recently…

    Then again I also share a birthday with Lynn Redgrave, Kathy Ireland and Andrea “Miss Parker” Parker, so it’s not all bad. (So I’m a Pretender fan. Your point?)

    My birthday also seems to mark any number of nuclear tests, in addition to the last television appearance of the Marx Brothers. Hmm.

    Birthday Event Database

  • Links from Benjamin

    I’ll just run down a series of emails Ben sent me recently… because right now I’m in no (mental) condition to write anything of my own here.

    “Another gem from James Lileks, creator of the Institute of Official Cheer.”

    “Too…funny…hurts…”

    “And yes, this one is a joke.”

    And in closing,

    “I was right, civilization has collapsed and we are bacteria feeding upon its decaying corpse. The proof of this colossal philosophical and social analysis?

    Puma Man: The Action Figure.”