“So-and-so needs a computer, right away!”

“So-and-so is moving into their office, and there’s no computer for them yet. That must be remedied ASAP!”

“So-and-so doesn’t have a computer yet. That’s your top priority!”

Fine. Who needs a standby server for the digital audio system that keeps us on the air, anyway? Here, let me spend four hours (not counting interruptions for stupid emergencies, which ballooned that time up to seven hours) prepping a computer for this so-and-so who, until I started getting the aforementioned flak, I had no idea existed and nobody accounted for when we were buying computers. Yeah.

“Oh, that’s nice! But so-and-so is gone this week and won’t be back until Monday!”

Urge to kill… rising…