Found via Phoemeister, who I had been negligent about visiting for quite some time now:

Threat rating: Medium. Your total lack of decent
family values makes you dangerous, but we can
count on some right wing nutter blowing you up
if you become too high profile.

What threat to the Bush administration are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

Of course, my result would have to include typos, wouldn’t it? *eyeroll*