- What is your favorite scary movie? – That’s damned near to being an oxymoron, sorry.
- What is your favorite Halloween treat? – Pumpkin pie, of course!
- Do you dress up for Halloween? If so, describe your best Halloween costume. – I would, but I don’t. Halloween always shows up before I’ve given it any thought, so I never have a costume prepared. Feh.
- Do you enjoy going to haunted houses or other spooky events? – See the answer to Question #1.
- Will you dress up for Halloween this year? – Uh, hi. Friday Five? Didn’t we already have this question about two questions ago? Whatever.