I’ve gotten used to seeing a lot of the same search queries land people here time and again, such as “cowboy bebop mp3” and “escaflowne movie review” and “pink hello kitty laptop” (and many variations thereof) and “transparent concrete” (?) and let’s not forget “kitten masturbation” (sickos). Oddly enough, searches for “greyduck” and “grey duck” combined only slightly outnumber those Bebop MP3 searches. Go figure.

Perusing the top queries list today, I note some interesting additions. For instance, I’m pretty sure that “bambalance” is a reference to a Captain Rooba entry from the Weekly Recaps. Someone searching for “melpster” may very well have been looking for, ah, Melpster. I hope. To the four of you who came here looking for “spanked cheerleaders,” I apologize for your disappointment. And last but not least, I also apologize for not having nearly enough Sailor Moon material here to account for all of you who have landed here because of Moonie-based searches like “sailor moon (or venus) music videos” and “sailor moon english genesis roms”. (I thought all of the SM games were on the Nintendo. You learn something new every day…)