At the end of a long day, it’s fun to think up new blog memes with which to torture the websurfing masses…

Emily: i’ll claw my way to the top somehow
me: I’ll cheer you all the way. 😉
Emily: whee!
Emily: Blogger cheerleaders. now there’s a concept.
me: Hmm, I wonder if we can come up with a new meme for that. Because, after all, spawning a cool new meme is what it’s all about, right?
Emily: oh totally 🙂
me: If you have blogger cheerleaders, you then form them into a blogger cheerleading squad.
me: And then you make them do cheers, and perform acrobatic feats.
Emily: and they do stuff to get you hits, i guess
me: Yes!
me: “Gimme an E!” “E!” “Gimme an M!” “M!”…
Emily: yay!
me: And, of course, they have to wear short skirts.
Emily: even the male cheerleaders?
me: Um, unless they’re men. Unless the men want to.
Emily: right
me: Kilts.
Emily: yes!
Emily: cheer kilts!
me: Do they then have to do their cheers in a brogue?
Emily: Hm
Emily: Yes.
me: Tough requirements for the cheerleading squad then… “Must be fan of blog. Must look good in kilt. Must be reasonably athletic. Must be willing and able to drive traffic to said blog. Must be able to cheer in a Scottish brogue.”
me: Assuming an all-male squad, I suppose.
Emily: they better look good in the kilt.
me: Indeed. We don’t anyone with scary legs.
Emily: which would be the colors of the blog’s design?
me: Maybe, but then you’d have to commit to a color scheme for the course of the cheerleading season.
Emily: Hm yeah.
me: At least until the quarter-finals, when you can break out the stunning new color scheme to quash the competition in the finals.
Emily: Do they date the blog football players?
me: Only if they’re lucky.
me: (I cannot believe I just said that. WHAT blog football players?)
Emily: i’m sure they exist…in some universe…
me: What kind of field would you play blog football on?
Emily: A virtual one, perhaps
me: No… we get one of those old Coleco hand-held football games!
Emily: hee hee
me: It makes the team a lot smaller, thus easier to pay the salaries.
Emily: they get salaries?
me: You just know they’ll go on strike if they don’t. Unless we get REALLY dumb players who will work for peanuts. Or cheerleader nookie.
Emily: Hm I was picturing a volunteer thing
Emily: but then, i’m stuck in high scho0ol mode 😛
me: You’ll get over that.
Emily: i hope so.
me: *grin*

Thanks to Emily for several minutes of fun and a few disturbing mental images. No, not that image! That image is really rather nice.