Bizarre Search Query Theater

If you don’t host your own website, perhaps you don’t know the strange fun to be had perusing the list of search queries that bring visitors to your pages. I get a lot of “cowboy bebop mp3” searches as well as “transparent concrete” queries (no, I don’t know why). The “pink hello kitty laptop” craze drew at least one visitor, as did the “oral sex donations” article.

A new one appeared recently: “gundam wing circle jerk”.

Everyone repeat after me, “Eeeewwwwwwww!” I’ll never look at Quatre the same way again…

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4 responses to “Bizarre Search Query Theater”

  1. GreyDuck Avatar

    I live but to serve in whatever capacity for which I am able, or something like that. =)

  2. Melissa Avatar

    Qundam Wing Circle Jerk… now THAT’S FUNNY!! And I think, also available on DVD at your local adult entertainment store.

  3. Phoe Avatar

    Isn’t transparent concrete from Star Trek IV?

    Oh wait….that’s transparent aluminum. My bad.

  4. Lilith Avatar
    Lilith

    The four females currently at my house, ranging in age from 13 to 33, were all chiming in on that “ewwwww!” Thanks for that bonding moment…