I have to thank Emily for providing me with some hearty laughter for my Monday:

With a brief glance at my order pad, I tossed two wheat rolls and a breadstick in my bread basket and set off towards the table that asked for them. Halfway there I glanced into the basket, and well. The bread was not arranged in an aesthetically pleasing way. I mean, I had two round things and a stick thing in my bread basket. Yeah. It was an enriched-wheat phallus.

That there is a Google search if ever I saw one.
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