[ Ringtone plays on phone. It’s the MIDI version of the theme song to Manatsu no Eve, the so-called “second Tenchi Muyo movie.” This is the ringtone assigned to unknown incoming callers. ]

“Hello.”

“Hi, is Jennifer there?”

“Jennifer who?”

“I don’t know.”

“Uh, okay. Well, you’ve reached my cellphone.”

“Hmm. It does say ‘cellphone’ by this number. I just wanted to know if she’s working today.”

“Working… where?”

“Safeway.”

“Lady, you definitely have the wrong number. Sorry.”

“Oh, okay.”

[ Phone call ends. ]