Category: Geekery

  • Mootable Type

    The latest firestorm to hit the so-called “blogosphere” is the Movable Type 3.0 licensing debacle. I have the good fortune to enjoy considerable distance from the fray: The only MT site I run is the anime site. (By the way, has anybody come up with a better name for that thing? Anyone?) Sure, it has two authors, but unless some major security fix comes down the wire that necessitates an upgrade, I can leave it right where it is. The only two other MT-based sites I’m involved with (by way of hosting) are single-author, single-blog rigs, thus falling under the “personal use” heading. And that’s even if they wanted to upgrade to 3.0, which isn’t exactly what you’d call a certainty.

    Have I pointed out that the Monaural Jerk v0.5 alpha releases have been an absolute joy to work with? Heh. (Oh, I should also mention that the roomie swears by WordPress and its “five minutes from tarball to working site” slickness.)

  • Crisis Levels

    Recently I heard the somewhat sad, somewhat frustrating story of juvenile misconduct during a convention. This is not that story. This is part of the commentary after the story.

    Several levels of crisis were described in acronym form, being from least to worst:

    SNAFU – Situation Normal, All F***ed Up

    Sure, everyone’s heard of that one.

    TARFU – Things Are Really F***ed Up

    New to me, but okay…

    FUBAR – F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition (or, alternately, Repair)

    A ubiquitous piece of work, that. And then the one that really got me laughing…

    BOHICA – Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

    Hah! It’s so much fun to say! I can so see that entering the common lexicon in my particular circle of friends…

  • Little favors for the ex-missus.

    As part of my overall push to become the premier hostmaster for Monaural Jerk-based blogs, I finally managed to upgrade Wendi’s site today. The only hitch in the process was on account of a category name change at some point in the history of her site. The rest was fairly straightforward, and the results are rather spiffy if I do say so myself.

    Ball and Chain

  • Upgrades, get your fresh hot upgrades!

    I just spent about half an hour upgrading this site from Monaural Jerk v0.5a3 to v0.5a4 without once disrupting service. How slick is that, eh? The only visible changes are the “Powered by” indicator and the updated RSS/RDF links. Everything else is just administrative geekery.

    Now that I’ve updated this site, it’s time to seriously think about getting one or two others upgraded…

    Monaural Jerk

  • Can you beep me now? Good.

    So I went out to dinner with Lil’ last night. That was a lot of fun, as it always is, but that’s not what this post is about. See, when she arrived at the office to pick me up she sent my phone a text message to let me know she was “Here.”

    I’ve been getting a repeat of that “Here” message every hour since. Apparently, Verizon’s SMS delivery system has gone utterly insane and thinks I haven’t “picked up” my message, or something. Argh.

    And when I say every hour, I mean every single hour, all night long. So my phone beeped to let me know a message had arrived, then gave me the nagging “c’mon, pick up yer damned message” beep every couple of minutes after. This woke me up all damned night. Maybe I’m overtrained, but usually when I get an SMS in the middle of the night it means one of my servers has gone wonky at the office, so I can’t just ignore it. Besides… the beeps are annoying. Every hour I rolled out of bed, grabbed my phone, turned on the backlight so I could see the message, grunted in disgust, deleted the message, turned off the backlight, put down the phone and rolled back into bed.

    So here I am, not yet having had a decent night’s sleep. Today should be fun fun fun, eh?

  • GXP II

    One of those little side projects I’ve been working on in my spare moments for, oh, the last three months is a replacement for the server formerly known as Mihoshi. She’d been in service longer than four years, actually, originally built to be the chat server for KNRK. She took on other duties in time, and with the demise (twice over the course of three years) of the chat room her primary function became that of a file transfer depot and Cacti host.

    Problem is, she was getting old and slow. Big (physically, not in terms of capacity) old slow hard drives and a puny old processor were impeding her ability to take on new tasks, and I have a slew of new functions I want to use that box for. So I started prepping Mihoshi’s replacement, known as GXP. (For the record, ever since we lost the ability to use kgon.com for in-building subdomains Mihoshi has been known to the outside world as GXP… but that was just an emergency stopgap name change.)

    And because I’m an insane dork who can’t just do things the easy way, I built the new machine around a Linux distribution I’d never seriously tried before: Debian.

    I will say this: The apt-get system is the cat’s pajamas. Hell, half of why I tried Debian is because of how much I’ve recently enjoyed using apt-rpm on my Fedora installs. I was able to apt-get everything I needed to make GXP happy, including Cacti itself. Now that’s impressive. For the first time I haven’t felt the need to hand-roll Apache, PHP, MySQL or any of the library dependencies just to satisfy my obscure requirements. Damned nifty, that.

    Yesterday it came down to crunch time. Corporate wanted a special new project, and I was the logical guy to implement it… but the machine I wanted to implement it on wasn’t ready yet. So I made it ready and flipped the switch. Oddly enough, almost everything transferred with complete ease. I didn’t drop any data, lose any configurations or piss off anybody who uses that machine for vital business purposes. (This doesn’t count Cacti, which I’d been wanting to reimplement from scratch anyway. And yes, it is working better on the new box.)

    I even got to learn how to implement and administer phpBB, which is most assuredly quite the nifty message board system. It has some minor quirks, but generally it’s quite straightforward from the administrative side. Very nice.

    Not all eleven-hour workdays are bad, see?