Category: Geekery

  • An Open Letter To Desktop Computer Vendors

    Dear $VENDOR,

    I understand your urge to design (and continually redesign) the innards of a desktop computer in such a way as to make them a) more easily accessible than usual, b) more efficiently cooled, c) able to fit more hardware in less space or d) all of the preceeding letters.

    It’s option “e” I take exception to. That would be, e) unable to have anything other than vendor-supplied parts for replacements.

    What really lit my fire this afternoon was the discovery that I can’t even replace a burned-out power supply in what looks like an otherwise-standard desktop mini-tower. Oh, no, that would be too easy. Sure, it was fairly easy to get to the unit. But there isn’t a standard power supply made that will fit into this chassis. Why? Because of the extra-special slot-based retention system you came up with. Nevermind that 99.9% of desktop power supplies are perfectly capable of staying put with the four screws usually used for such a task. Oh, no, you guys had to be different. “Let’s use only one screw, and some tab/slot dealie-bobs!” Great effing idea.

    Did I mention that of the parts inside your average computer, the power supply is second on the list of Most Likely Bits To Fail? (The top item is, of course, “box containing flat round hunks of metal covered in magnetic bits spinning at very high rotational speeds.” Otherwise known as a “hard drive.”)

    So if you have a situation like I did today, where one of my better salesfolks’ power supplies blew a capacitor, and I find I’m unable to replace the power supply from any of my numerous available stock… what am I supposed to do with the rest of the computer? I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay through the nose for a special $VENDOR-made power supply, thank you very little.

    Consider this one more nail in the coffin of my ever being able to recommend your products with anything resembling my former enthusiasm, you braindead bastards.

    I guess it’s time to gut this tower for parts, eh? Let’s see… 550 MHz Pentium-III CPU, 64 MB of RAM, and a ten gigabyte hard drive. Whee. What a freakin’ waste.

  • Sans Webcam

    You’ll notice the OfficeCam link that normally lives right below the contact information at the top of the right-side column is gone. This is because I’m changing around the computers in my office, so the machine that normally provides the webcam “service” is unavailable for a while. I’ll get it running again at some point in the next few days, if at all possible.

    We apologize for the darkness.

    (Update: I’ve got it back. Not only that, but the cam page actually looks like the rest of the site to a certain extent. Whee! I may be having some problems getting it to refresh, though, so if the image never changes for you please let me know. Thanks!)

  • Feed on Feeds

    I’ve been (secretly) using this for a few weeks now, but since a new version just came out I figured I’d make some noise about it.

    Feed on Feeds version 0.1.6 is available. Yay!

    (Oh. What is it? It’s an RSS feed aggregator that lives on your webserver so you can access and keep track of your feed reads from anywhere, instead of being tied to a desktop-side aggregator that you can only check from a specific computer.)

    (Oh. What is an RSS feed? It’s the syndication format a growing number of websites, and especially “blogging” systems, use to expose their collected entry data in a machine-readable way for external systems like an aggregator to pick up.)

    (Oh. What is an aggregator? It’s software designed to automatically grab RSS feeds so you can easily keep track of what’s been updated on each of the couple dozen or so journals, blogs, thingies and news sites you try to visit regularly. Without having to actually, you know, visit them… unless they have new entries that interest you, which you’ll learn about because your aggregator software will have pulled the RSS feed for you.)

    (Oh. I’m oversimplifying this, or not using the most precise jargon? Then you already know everything about this stuff, so why have you been reading this far? Sheesh.)

    (Oh.)

  • Grey, meet Gray.

    So this guy, he goes Googling for the name of a song he’s listening to at the time. The song’s called “Ball and Chain.” Turns out the top Google result for that phrase is, well, the ex-wife’s blog.

    And then he and his buddy notice something. Namely, that my website domain bears a striking resemblance to, well, his buddy’s own domain.

    And then, and boy do I know how to tell a story, he emails me (and his buddy) about it. We’ve been exchanging semi-snarky email for the last few hours, out of which has come the fact that he works for a radio station cluster in a geek-based role. Who’d have thunk it?

    So what do you think? Does this mean I have a spiritual twin out there somewhere in the wilds of Minnesota? Or is he my Bizarro-world doppelganger? Or is he just another guy who identifies with colorless waterfowl?

    You be the judge! (I’ll be the jury, he can be the executioner!)

  • Beware the websurfing, tinkering fanboy.

    I was browsing through recent entries at collision detection, and in a comments thread found The Mini-Mizer.

    Then I used it for evil. And by “evil” I mean “geeky fannish purposes.”

    (That’s supposed to be Edward Elric of Fullmetal Alchemist. Or, as close an approximation as the Mini-Mizer could provide. Heh.)

    Yes, yes, you’re all laughing at me. I’m used to it…

  • That Voodoo, II Do, So Well.

    I’ve been working sporadically on a computer project at home, one designed to provide a means of viewing video files (specifically digisubbed anime, but other files as well) on the 32” TV in the living room. Towards that end I’ve been fighting with the proprietary ATI Radeon drivers for Linux. Oh, I’ve sort of made them work, but they’re quirky and forgetful and a major PITA to work with.

    This evening I was looking through my boxes for slide rails with which to mount the Livedrive bay unit into the machine in question when I came across an old piece of video hardware: My old Canopus Pure3D II. It’s a 3dfx Voodoo2 accelerator card from back before all video cards did 2D and 3D combined.

    It also sports S-Video and composite outputs.

    Turns out, it is also natively supported in modern Linux distributions. Well, isn’t that handy?

    I dropped that critter into the chassis (along with the Livedrive, since the slide rails I needed were in the same box as the Canopus card) and, after surprisingly little futzing around, managed to generate signal out of the S-Video port. It took a few tries to find a screen resolution and refresh rate that would generate a useful signal, but even that only took up about twenty minutes.

    On a side note, I also used apt to perform a massive upgrade on my Fedora Core 1 install. In this instance, the ‘apt-get dist-upgrade’ command resulted in almost 150 package downloads. Wow.

    Anyway, my next step is to see if I can manage 800×600 out of the S-Video port, and then I get to start setting up software. If all goes well, by this time next week I’ll have a working multimedia computer down in the living room. Excellent!