Category: Geekery

  • It’s good for your Windows PC.

    Spybot Search & Destroy is and does exactly what its name claims. It hunts down and kills all of that damned adware, spyware and other related malware that finds its way onto Windows desktops.

    And once you’re done being appalled at how much crap has taken over your computer, you might want to go find an alternative web browser since Internet Explorer seems to be a nearly-open conduit for intrusive and annoying garbage. (Yes, that can be prevented. We both know that in most cases the end-user is uninterested in taking the appropriate steps. We’re talking about the real world, here.)

    I used to rely on Ad-Aware, but when it’s almost half a year between reference file updates it’s hard to justify the bother of running it. (Yes, I know they just came out with a new version. Sorry guys, too late. And Spybot doesn’t want my money for a full-featured version.)

    And if you’re not sure what all of the fuss is about, I recommend a little light reading.

  • Two geeky tidbits for Thursday

    I left work at noon today so I could watch the kids while Wendi does important-type stuff like “job-related activities.” Her schedule is less flexible than mine.

    The titular tidbits (gee, that sounds naughty!):

    1) The T1 switchover happened, and I didn’t feel a thing. Yay, Qwest. I’m sorry I didn’t update this morning when it was over. Eep.

    2) I’m now using two of the tools found at Textism: The Referer Page tool and the Google Hilite tool. Now when visitors arrive here via Google they should see their search terms highlighted on the page. Nifty, wot?

    If I wasn’t so deeply attached to Monaural Jerk I might give Dean Allen’s Textpattern a spin when it comes out. There are some very, very interesting things (to me) in that system. Maybe I’ll use that the next time I decide to host another journal site…

  • Downtime Advisory, 23 Jan 2003

    It’s not as though hordes of websurfers visit this site at 7:30am Pacific time, but at about that time tomorrow morning Pacifier/Northwest Link/Europa/whoever will have US West… er, Qwest moving our T1 from the Vancouver office to the downtown Portland office. We may be “offline” for up to half an hour. We may be offline longer, actually, but everyone involved insists it should only take five minutes.

    By the way, this also means Entercom’s main website will be unavailable for exactly the same period of time. The good news? The line costs are supposed to go down once the move is complete, and we should be entirely routed through the “new” Pacifier networking structure. Hopefully that translates to “fewer outtages,” but you won’t catch me holding my breath.

    UPDATE: Yes, that means Mari and Wendi will be unavailable as well as Newsradio WORD. And webmail, for all three of us who get email on this machine.
    Pacifier

  • Thank God It’s Tuesday

    Today I’m getting things done. I completed the next-to-last of the PD Streaming machines. I did some administrivia and maintenance. I even have plans to do some more… things.

    Yesterday, not so much. It was one of those crazy, never a moment’s rest kind of days. Only small fires, but there were an awful lot of them.

    And that was just at work.

    The hard drive in what we call The Big Computer at home went click-of-death Sunday night, so I went home yesterday to face the task of completely rebuilding the box. No stress, it’s only the sole Internet access computer in the house. This time I went with Windows 2000 Pro instead of the venerable (and finicky) Windows 98 SE. In the process I discovered that the DVD-ROM drive and the (crappy Acer) CD-RW drive refuse to peacefully coexist. So we’ve gone from two hard drives and two CD drives in that computer to one of each. Bleah.

    Oh yeah, and half an hour into the process my back went out. It went out in a big, bad, hurtful way. It’s now 18 hours later and my shoulder’s still twinging. Ouch.

    So I’m glad it’s Tuesday and not Monday The Thirteenth anymore. The only good to come out of yesterday was dinner at Chang’s with Wendi. Yum.

    On a completely unrelated note, I’ve picked out my camera. It’s only a month away…

  • You found me HOW?

    Every so often I check my “referrers” page to see how people are finding me. I wasn’t prepared for this, though.

    A Google UK search for “latex kilt.”

    Those are two words that just don’t go together, you know?

    I don’t think I’ve ever talked about spanking or being spanked by a coworker. Nor am I aware of a “duck sex song.” Sorry, websearchers.

    And for the record, I don’t have any pics of Aeka or Ryoko naked. (Of course, saying that just guarantees that I’ll get more “aeka naked” and “ryoko naked” Google searches. Oh well.) I could get my hands on some “cartoon females with weapons,” though, if that’s what you’re into. Dirty Pair, anyone?

  • Armwrestling Javascript for fun.

    It’s a sad fact that I spend more time listening to music under Windows (and therefore Winamp) than I do on the Linux box at work that used to feed the “Current Music” feature on this page. The time came for a change. The desire to show off my eclectic music collection was unfulfilled, and I had to do something about it!

    I found several options, such as DoSomething or finding a way to shim SpyAmp into the site, but I finally settled on BlogAmp. It worked right out of the box, but I wasn’t quite happy. If you look at the BlogAmp site you can see that its music display is quite cool, including clever hover boxes containing the extra data. The default look is just a text dump of title, bitrate and played-time data. Bah!

    While poking around I came across references to the acronym tag in HTML, a tag I just now used quite shamelessly to show how it works. It occurred to me… eventually… that I could use it to show the data I wanted in a tooltip.

    It sounds easy enough, but I’ve also never dabbled in Javascript before. Learning how to script the output I wanted took the better part of two more hours. (Sad, I know.) At least an hour was spent just looking for a premade function that would convert the raw number of seconds provided by BlogAmp into a nice minutes:seconds display. In the end I just went looking for math syntax references and brute-forced the display.

    The end result sits near the end of the left-side column: a list of played songs that you can mouse-over to find out how long the track is and when I listened to it. Hooray, or something.

    Do you want to know the really sad part? Of course you do. The really sad part is that I sat down four or five hours ago with the intention of ripping some Ogg Vorbis tracks. So far I haven’t so much as touched CDEX tonight.

    Oh well. Tomorrow is another day. I did learn stuff, and I did achieve the results I wanted from BlogAmp. Yay!