I’ve gotten used to seeing a lot of the same search queries land people here time and again, such as “cowboy bebop mp3” and “escaflowne movie review” and “pink hello kitty laptop” (and many variations thereof) and “transparent concrete” (?) and let’s not forget “kitten masturbation” (sickos). Oddly enough, searches for “greyduck” and “grey duck” combined only slightly outnumber those Bebop MP3 searches. Go figure.

Perusing the top queries list today, I note some interesting additions. For instance, I’m pretty sure that “bambalance” is a reference to a Captain Rooba entry from the Weekly Recaps. Someone searching for “melpster” may very well have been looking for, ah, Melpster. I hope. To the four of you who came here looking for “spanked cheerleaders,” I apologize for your disappointment. And last but not least, I also apologize for not having nearly enough Sailor Moon material here to account for all of you who have landed here because of Moonie-based searches like “sailor moon (or venus) music videos” and “sailor moon english genesis roms”. (I thought all of the SM games were on the Nintendo. You learn something new every day…)

Zero is back to (almost) full running capability once again. This time around I decided to take notes, so the next time I build a Linux From Scratch rig I know what all the hoops and hurdles and caveats are in advance. To that end, there are three files I’d like to share so others can reap the benefit of my hard work. Or something noble like that.

Zero Build Notes: This is the raw brain-dump text file I typed up every time something bad happened that needed fixing. I’ll update this file as I experience more bizarre installation trauma.

modules.conf: Only notable if you don’t feel like reading the Alsa documentation or something.

LFS Profile: Working implementation of an /etc/profile. Rather nice, really.

If requested, I’ll create a download site containing the “after LFS” software tarballs I use on my servers. Fcron, Qmail, Mozilla, Nail, Alsa, image libraries, Enlightenment and prerequisites… all kinds of stuff. Just ask.

I’m rebuilding Zero once again. This time she has a lot less hard disk space, but I can live with that because I’ve given up attempting to do video-capture under Linux. I’ll be putting an All-in-Wonder Radeon into Ryoko soon as well as a bigger SCSI hard drive. Then I’ll use the plethora of Windows-based video tools instead of wrestling with the inadequate and incomplete Linux options.

Having done a few Linux From Scratch installs now, something has finally occurred to me that I should’ve thought of months ago: I’m keeping a log of various quirks and “undocumented features” as I go through the process of building all of the software parts I want. Every time I do this I get hung up on the same things. Maybe if I have a document to consult from the previous run-through I can save myself a lot of time and aggravation.

Wish me luck.

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.12
GCM d- s: a C++ UL++++ P+ L++ E--- W++ N+ o-- K- w---
O- M V-- PS+ PE Y+ PGP+ t 5+ X-- R tv+ b+++ DI+ D++
G e h---- r+++ y++++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

Thank you, Cosmic Babe, for bringing up the good old “Geek Codes.” And you’ll note that I got the link right this time. What you see above is my updated Geek Code. (a- became a, and E—- became E—.) I was surprised to find that I still had my old sig file laying around. I never throw ANYthing away, do I?

Thanks to the Cosmic Babe, however, I now know about the Blogger Code. Far be it from me to miss out on a good blogging meme, so here goes:

B6 d t+ k s+ u- f i o x e l c--

To celebrate the fact that Ben sent me an email today, I hereby post a little bit of MST3K-related funny he sent me a while back…

Here, for your edutainment, is the canonical list of all the various nom de plumes given to the big dumb bodybuilder hero from the MST3K classic, “Mutiny In Space”. The canonical list was compiled by Constance Crain, who is not, repeat, *not* a fangirl of any kind at all whatsoever. Really.

Some of the first names are quasiduplicates of each other. Complain to the MST3K people. They wrote ’em. 🙂

Slab Hardcheese
Butch Deadlift
Bolt Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bulk Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklotz
Slab Hunk
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rothbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slabcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
A Big Brave Brick O’ Meat
Touch Rustrod
Beef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Muchbeef
Hank Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
“Ol’ Chunkhead”