Category: Geekery

  • Changes Afoot

    If all goes well, nobody will notice that this server’s getting a new IP address and that DNS changes are already being propogated.

    It should “just work,” dammit. My fingers will probably be crossed for the next 48 hours solid. Wish me luck.

    Having two network ports was the best thing ever to happen to this machine, I tell you. Okay, maybe second-best right behind having two CPUs…

    (UPDATE: Okay, so Karel’s a moron. Unless you tell the multi-homed box how to route traffic, Very Bad Things happen when you try to talk to the new interface. Idjut.)

  • Yes, folks, it’s been confirmed. I’m an idiot.

    This morning, shortly after 9:00, Duckpond (the server that hosts this site, among others) decided to start sending assloads of spam. I spent a frantic hour looking over logs, checking for security breaches and the like, and generally panicking like a headless chicken. Or duck, if you prefer.

    And then I found the culprit. (I’d have found it sooner if I’d read the headers on the spam messages more closely to begin with, of course.) For some reason I can’t even remember anymore, I had a PHP “formmail” script laying around on the server. Someone found it and abused the living shit out of it, mostly to spam AOL addresses. How nice.

    I’m going to go turn in my Geek Membership Card now, as I have clearly forfeited any credibility I might once have had.

    Stupid. Stupid stupid stupid. Stupid. Ladies and gentlemen, I am the April Fool.

  • It’s nice to win one, now and again.

    Hot diggity damn. The Oscar broadcast led off with the Feature Animation category, and wouldn’t you know it…

    Spirited Away won.

    Oddly enough, I was right all along. Unless I’m mistaken, that’s one of the signs of the impending Apocalypse.

  • The Truth Revealed

    So many evil, bizarre and generally inexplicable things start making sense when you realize that…

    Frodo failed.

  • I’m a complete moron. Yep.

    My main workstation at the office, Ryoko, is slowly dying. Because the IDE chain has completely failed, replacing the motherboard has become necessary. You can’t get a motherboard without also picking up a processor and RAM, so that’s exactly what I did.

    After some shopping at CDW (we have a corporate account, thanks) I found an Asus motherboard, some RAM and an Intel processor. I was fairly certain all the pieces matched.

    I was wrong. I ordered a 400MHz FSB motherboard and a 533MHz FSB processor. Just frelling great. I’m an idiot, and even better than that I’m an idiot who’s at least a week away from getting his computer working properly again.

    So now I get to contact CDW and figure out what kind of hoops I have to jump through to change out for the correct processor. Grrrrr. I hate being an idiot. I hate waiting for corporate wheels to grind as my stupid goddamned mistakes are repaired.

    Brain for sale, barely used. Will let go cheap. Grrrrr.

    (update: CDW’s customer service has been outstanding since the first day we started doing business with them, and today is no exception. My “correct” processor should arrive in a day or two, and I’ll be returning the other one later today. Thank you, Roya!)

  • Madly Liberated

    Okay, okay, I surrender. You may already have noticed that Mari introduced us to the Mad Liberation, and Lilith promptly followed suit. Three or four of you may even have wondered why I didn’t immediately put a copy here.

    Laziness, pure and simple. (Happy now?) Anyway, here’s the deal: In the comments or in an email if you’re shy (clickable linky goodness right below the duck logo, thanks) copy and paste the following, filling in the blanks as you see fit.

    I ____ Karel.
    Karel is ____.
    If I were alone in a room with Karel, I would _______.
    I think Karel should _____.
    Karel needs ______.
    I want to ____________ Karel.

    Ego gratification ahoy!