It’s that old shoe-size myth again.

Found via Starjewel:

The following charts maps shoes sizes in different units used around the world (inches, centimeters, American, British, Japanese, and European shoes sizes) to the lengths of men’s units (in inches and centimeters).

Would this be a good time to mention I’m a 9-1/2 wide? Maybe not, as the page goes on to say,

As for shoe widths, there isn’t enough information about shoe widths to create the corresponding mapping to penis widths.

Ah well. Anyway, without further ado, here you go…
Shoe/Penis Size Conversions

Comments

7 responses to “It’s that old shoe-size myth again.”

  1. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    Well let’s just say the chart was really flattering to me.

    My cliche…

    “It’s not the size of the pen, it’s how your sign your name”

  2. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    thought it was just as plain and simple as, “size doesnt matter.” even though i cant directly use the chart, useful information. do they make a pocket size chart? *chuckle*

  3. innowen Avatar

    what about the penis mightier?

    or was it the pen is mightier… doh. can’t remember

    😉

  4. Nightshadow Avatar

    what is scary is how close the man in my life is to the size give to his shoe size.

  5. GreyDuck Avatar

    So the man in your life is a Size 6 US, then, Nightshadow? 😉

    (I repeat: you lie, woman. Liar liar pants afire!)

  6. David Avatar
    David

    That’s a very interesting Shoe/Penis Size Conversion table, although sadly I don’t have a 10 inch penis.

  7. Lilith Avatar
    Lilith

    You know what they say, babe…it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog! Or something like that. *grin*