As much as I may have joked about Google-baiting in a comment on another website, I’m not really here to engage in a round of riffing on bunches of search queries that got people here from elsewhere.

I’m just going to make fun of one:

free sailor jupiter oral sex

It’s a standout, wouldn’t you agree? The mind boggles. What’s the poor, benighted, undoubtedly undersexed otaku thinking who punched that into a search engine? The obvious answer would be that he thinks a) Sailor Jupiter really exists, b) that she likes to give hummers, and c) that she’ll do it for free if he asks nicely enough.

There are other possibilities, I suppose. Say that he mistakenly entered two queries at once. Mind you, I wasn’t aware that Mako-chan was in prison, but if so then she should definitely be freed. Right? The oral sex is something of a bonus at that point. (But when is it not, eh? *snicker*)

Perhaps there’s no Sailor Moon content involved. Maybe, ah, it’s something to do with naval personnel? Is there a ship named Jupiter in the fleet?

And that concludes today’s episode of Search Query Fun-Time. Have a great evening, and please… Google responsibly. Remember, friends don’t let friends websurf under the influence.