Mari’s Meme, “What would you do for?”

So here’s my answers to Mari’s “What would you do for”:

1 US Dollar – Say anything to the person giving me the dollar.

10 US Dollars – Say almost anything to some other person.

100 US Dollars – “You just bought yourself four hours of prime Grade-A tech support, my friend.”

1,000 US Dollars – Shave my head bald.

10,000 US Dollars – Wear a funny costume and stand in Pioneer Courthouse Square singing a bawdy ballad at the top of my lungs.

100,000 US Dollars – Wear nothing and stand in… well, you get the idea.

1,000,000 US Dollars – Tech support and odd jobs for life for you and your friends.

10,000,000 US Dollars – Move anywhere in the world and do the odd job tech support gig.

I could probably have come up with better answers, but it’s late and I’m distracted. So there. And in half an hour, the PPF cometh…

Comments

8 responses to “Mari’s Meme, “What would you do for?””

  1. GreyDuck Avatar

    Okay, people. As a disclaimer, let me state that stuff I post while heavily distracted (to wit, in heavy three-way chat with incredibly brilliant and charming people) at 11:30 at night does not constitute a legally binding contract with anyone who comes along with the right amount of cash. Let’s just get that settled right now, and nobody will get hurt.

  2. innowen Avatar

    heh, i say we get a pool going… 1000 people contribute $1 dollar, we present it to him and he shaves his head. and we get it on digicam movie! 🙂

  3. Mikkie Avatar

    Jeez.. regarding your $10,000 answer, I’d do that for a buck, or quite possibly for nothing except my own entertainment. 🙂 You’re expensive.

  4. GreyDuck Avatar

    We all have our varying thresholds of pain…

  5. Captain Rooba Avatar

    Count me in for a buck, baldy! 🙂

  6. celina Avatar
    celina

    My first thousand bucks when I finally graduate school is going straight towards your bald head. Bwahaha.. It just strikes me as terribly funny.

  7. celina Avatar
    celina

    I know I’ve already pouted via e-mail, but damnit,.. this deserves public pouting.

    😛

  8. celina Avatar
    celina

    Dude, I’m so there!