Make your own evil plan! (Thanks to the 3 Bruces for the link.)

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One:

To begin your plan, you must first Expose a Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two:

Next, you will Seize control of Fort Knox. This will cause countless hordes of Stormtroopers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Rage, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:

Finally, you will Unleash your Great Supernatural Forces, bringing about the End of All Things. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.