• Links LS 1999

    I’ll have to preface this review, the first I’ve done of any software package, by pointing out that I’ve been playing golf on PCs and game consoles for years. Not all the time, perhaps, and I’ll go months without swinging a virtual club, but I keep coming back to the digitized-golf genre again and again.

    It’s kind of sad, really.

    About five years ago, give or take, I won a website design contest put on by Microsoft. To be more accurate, I was one of a number of winners. The prize was, oddly enough, $100 worth of Microsoft products. I picked up Windows 95, a Sidewinder Pro joystick, Fury^3 and Golf 3.0 out of that deal. The Sidewinder Pro won’t work with machines that have 100MHz-and-up bus speeds, Fury^3 is a lame rehash of Terminal Velocity, and I’ve long since given up Win95 for Win98SE and Win2K.

    Golf 3.0, however, still gets a spin on our machines. It’s sadly dated, of course, as the graphics quality is so-so in its best moments. Putting is pretty easy, and you only get two courses so after a while the only challenge is in not screwing up the swing. (When you get right down to it, that’s probably the main challenge in any golf game, digital or otherwise.)

    So we’re at the outlet mall yesterday, stopping in at the Kay-Bee Toys outlet for a laugh, when I notice a copy of Links LS 1999 in the software dumpster. “Hmm,” I say to myself, “What have we here?” A few minutes later we leave the store with a brand-new $7.99 copy of the game.

    What did I get for my money? Vastly improved graphics. Four courses. The ability to conjure a variety of view windows in which I can aim my shot. Instant-replay that actually looks good and is useful. Much, much more realistic physics. A wide variety of gameplay “modes,” mainly consisting of fun rules/winnings changes.

    If you’re a golf-gaming nut, you’ll obviously have better software than this on your PC. If you’re a much more casual digi-golfer like me, then go out and find a copy of Links LS 1999 for a few measly bucks and be happy. I certainly am.

    (Final note: Access Software was purchased by Microsoft, and the next version of this game is Links LS 2000, a virtual re-release that only adds some courses and the ability to connect to Microsoft’s gaming zone. Yay. For my money, stick with the cheaper and identical product and duck the Microsoft empire once again.)

  • Website disruption

    Apparently Europa’s main webserver is having technical difficulties. This is a pity, since it means that the websites for KGON, KFXX, KRSK and KKSN-AM and FM are unavailable. Lucky for us, KNRK’s hosting is with Navisite and is thus unaffected.

  • Prototypical Journal Entry #823-B

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  • Linux geek humor

    This bit of humor from a Slashdot discussion of things Linus Torvalds has merged into the new 2.5.x-series development Linux kernels:

    Linus Torvalds Merges Self with Tree!!

    CYBERSPACE, USA – In a freak accident at Transmeta World Headquarters this afternoon, famed programmer Linus Torvalds — creator of the Linux operating system kernel — accidentally merged himself into the kernel’s dev tree. When reached for comment, Torvalds seemed only able to respond with “Power overwhelming.”

    Alan Cox, another prominent GNU/Linux programmer said he thought the merging — though accidental — was a good thing. “Now that [Linus]is actually in the kernel he can take advantage of Linux’s multitasking and actually handle the work-load that he has. This is a really good thing for the community.” Added Cox, “It’s also pretty [freaking] weird.”

    Thank you, “Pedro Picasso.”
    Slashdot: Linus Merges ALSA…

  • It’s V-Day, and love is in the air and on the nets.

    What does a geek do when he’s in love and one of the head honchos of one of the most trafficked websites in all of geekdom?

    He pops the question on Valentine’s Day right there on the website, that’s what. Kinda cute, really. Say it with me, “Awwwww!”

  • Humpday cleared once again

    Just another wonderful Wednesday here at ol’ Entercom Portland. I spent a lot of time hunched over various laptops today, mostly installing and configuring various software. It’s a lot better than spending a day troubleshooting random errors, that’s for damned sure.

    I’d have gone hungry today but for the sake of some kind soul who shared some Papa John’s pizza with the crew. Yum, thinly-sliced pizza-pie! Thanks, anonymous contributor!

    I worked on Mike Johnson’s little Packard Bell some more, solving the mystery FDISK problem among other things. Turns out to have been a combination of a non-DOS partition and having the HP CD-R drive active. Later on I discovered that one of the RAM sticks from that old DubEdit 1 Enco workstation was unreliable.

    The KNRK morning show may, in the morning, be attempting to use NetMeeting to coordinate caller information and other tidbits. They’ll be operating in more than one studio, possibly, so if the NetMeeting trick works I’ll have made a major contribution to the smooth operation of the Gustav and Daria show. Keep your fingers crossed, eh?

    I’ll be in kind of late tomorrow, I have a hair appointment at 9:00am. Like you needed to know that.