• And it only took 24 (or so) hours of processing time!

    Huzzah! After a few false starts and 24+ solid hours of computing time, I now have an AVI of the MST3K episode “Being From Another Planet” fit to burn onto CD-ROM. It’s XviD-encoded and all commercials have been excised.

    The process went a little something like this:

    • Hook VCR to computer via TV tuner card, in this case the ATI All-in-Wonder Radeon. (mere minutes)
    • Use VirtualDub to capture the full airing as an MJPEG file. (2 hours)
    • In VirtualDub, trim out commercial content from source MJPEG file. (half an hour)
    • Apply an array of filters as per the Digital Archive Project’s encoding instructions. (half an hour, including the download of filters that don’t come with VirtualDub)
    • Make the first of two encoding passes with XviD. (6 hours and some-odd)
    • Make the second of two encoding passes, specifying 690,000 KB of desired file size. (6 more hours and some-odd)
    • Realize that XviD doesn’t have the foggiest clue how to hit a target file size. (30 seconds, followed by two minutes of cursing at the 760 MB AVI file resulting from the previous step)
    • Make the second of two encoding passes again, specifying 620,000 KB of desired file size. (6 more hours again and some-odd)
    • Rejoice at the 694 MB AVI file that looks and sounds good enough to burn to CD-ROM. (5 minutes of whooping and carrying-on)

    My previous “archiving” efforts concentrated on making VideoCDs, but I was never happy with the visual quality of those two attempts (Space Children, Jack Frost). The upside is that those can be played in almost any modern DVD player or computer, while this archive is strictly for computer-based viewing.

    Good thing I have that myHTPC-equipped multimedia computer out in the living room, eh? (Mwahahahaha!)

  • Past, Present, Future – Round Forty-five

    PAST: Best. Christmas. Ever.

    PRESENT: How’d you spend the day, yesterday?

    FUTURE: What do you really want to find under your tree next year?

    Yeah, I know. Once again I take the cheap and easy way out. I’m nothing if not topical. Leave a comment so we know you were here, won’t you please?
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  • Merry Pippin… er, Christmas!

    Not much happened this week, so not much got written. I’m sorry about that. Le sigh.

    For the sake of filling space, here’s my Christmas haul:


    • A Sumomo mug and hot cocoa to drink in it. (Thank you, Dawn!)
    • CDs by Peter Gabriel, Mike & The Mechanics, and Moby. (Thank you Lil’ & Geoffrey and Mari!)
    • Chocolate. (Thank you Mari… and those mint KitKats are sinful. Truly.)
    • A shirt. (Thanks, Kelsey Grandparents. I can always count on you for attire.)
    • Jammies and an extremely comfy new terrycloth bathrobe. (Thank you, Wendi and Alex and Erica!)

    Not bad, all things considered. I spent almost the entire day in jammies and bathrobe. Mmmm.

    I know that Alex liked what I got him this year… considering he spent almost the entire day playing the (Lego) Bionicle PC game. Sometimes this parenting thing is a blast, you know?

    Anyway, the holiday is over for another year. I didn’t even have to suffer through a showing of either A Christmas Story or It’s A Wonderful Life. Now that I think on it, I suppose I could count that as an additional present. Wouldn’t you agree?

  • Catching Up With Depressed Mold

    Saturday:

    First there was Enemy Territory. If you like a strong element of tactical thinking in your 3D shooter gaming, you owe it to yourself to bribe someone with broadband to download this wonderful free “expansion” for Return To Castle Wolfenstein. See, it’s not so much an add-on as it is a wholly stand-alone free product that happens to be based on the RTCW game. How cool is that? Oddly enough I like the game and I’m not into the uber-realistic thing.

    Then… I started tinkering with myHTPC. Hoo boy. You see, there’s a computer in the living room built for the sole purpose of playing video and audio computer files on the entertainment center. The interface has always been a bit on the cumbersome side. Now, however, I have a delightfully easy menu-driven system that will run picture slideshows, play up as much queued music as I want, or show videos… all controlled by my ATI Remote Wonder.

    The basic install of myHTPC will do all of that and download a weather report into the bargain, but of course I couldn’t just leave that alone. I needed a custom background. (Easy.) I wanted to use my preferred media players (Winamp for music, BSPlayer for videos) instead of the default (Windows Media Player 9, ugh).

    But wait, there’s more! Reading the myHTPC forums taught me that I could, in theory, add a song display progress indicator to the mix. The trick is to utilize something called Serious Samurize, a tool I’d never even heard of previously. Wow. If you’re at all into nifty desktop widgets for Windows, you must give it a whirl. It’s intensely geeky, so of course I dig it lots. Heh.

    After some tinkering, cursing, downloading of scripting tools and various other widgets, I have a system that will allow me to launch and kill the Samurize process (no point having the song now-play data showing while videos are playing) and just generally do almost all of the neat things I want that multimedia box to do.

    It only took me, oh, almost all day Saturday. And the next (tedious) step will be a systematic renaming of all the music files on that computer… oh, hold me back!

    Sunday:

    Went to work and hammered on the backup system a while. After a couple of hours of tinkering I realized that the Snap server (remember that damned thing?) has a very annoying habit: It sets its own timestamp on files pretty much at random, and no matter how many times you try to copy over files and give them the correct timestamp each of those files will henceforth be re-set with the timestamp of the last attempted copy.

    Argh! So this is why Rsync was taking longer and longer every night! This is why the entire backup run was taking nearly 24 hours to complete every day!

    It then took me a couple of trial runs to determine that the Rsync option best suited for the task of synchronizing directories on the Snap server is the ‘–size-only’ directive. (The ‘–ignore-times’ directive did not work at all as advertised.) As I write this, a fresh automated backup run should be underway, and may in fact be nearly completed. The graphs will tell…

    Monday:

    After a relatively peaceful day of work, I was absconded with by Mari and Doug for a night of Yule partying at Lilith and Geoffrey’s house. Huzzah! Many wonderful friends were in attendance, good ham was consumed, nifty presents were exchanged, and much joyousness ensued. All in all, it was one of the better gatherings of The Usual Suspects And Then Some.

    (Next year, hopefully, I’ll be able to buy more than just a couple of meager gifts. My friends deserve a bit better. Le sigh.)

    I have Tuesday off since I’m still burning vacation days like crazy before I lose ’em at year’s end. Look for me to be kicking back between bouts of housework and holiday decoration and kid wrangling…

  • Past, Present, Future – Round Forty-four

    Reincarnation? Why not?

    PAST: Who, or what, were you in your past life?

    PRESENT: What are you in this life, really?

    FUTURE: What would you like to come back as, next time around?

    Once this is all over I’m probably going to change things so the permalink is a special page that lists all of the PPFs by number along with their seed ideas. That way someone can come along months down the road and answer whatever one they want to, any day of the week, any week of the year. Sounds like a plan, wot?
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  • The Return of the King

    The final installment of the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy was, indeed, awesome. And yet… after watching the extended versions of Fellowship and Two Towers the last two Mondays in the theater, it was also just about what I expected, nothing more nothing less. Few surprises there are, but those are generally pleasant ones.

    Let’s face it: You don’t need me to tell you that this is a movie worth seeing. All I can do here is offer my handful of thoughts about specific parts of the movie.

    Regarding Faramir: The Two Towers’ extended-version inclusion of the Faramir/Boromir/Denethor flashback is absolutely vital to understanding the relationship between Denethor and Faramir that we see in Return of the King.

    One of the things this movie did especially well was conveying a sense of bigness to things. The oliphaunts? Big. The seige weaponry and their projectiles? Way big. Minas Tirith? Awesome. Rocks are lobbed through the air, land, and generally do large-rock-like things to buildings and people in their path. Very, very cool stuff this is.

    On a technical side note, Peter Jackson clearly had total faith in his team’s skill with compositing. Wow. Check out Gandalf’s arrival at Minas Tirith.

    By the way, I hate spiders. Especially spiders that stand taller than a hobbit while on all eights. (I wouldn’t say “all fours,” now would I? Hmm?)

    I’m pleased to say that “Gimli, Comic Relief Dwarf” is at least genuinely funny part of the time… mainly because the lines aren’t so badly written as to require a forced delivery, unlike many of the quips in the first two films.

    Watch out for the pair (trio? did I lose count?) of false endings. The screen goes dark… for several seconds… and then it’s time for another scene! This happens more than once! Bleargh! It’s as if the filmmakers couldn’t decide where to end this thing, so they strung along a series of ending scenes for as far as the eye could see, then randomly picked a place and dropped the knife on it. Or something. Minor quibble, but it’s a sad way to leave the theater after such a great movie experience when your head’s reeling from the endings.

    When you’ve just sat through and dissected the qualities of the two previous films’ extended versions, you’re naturally going to think about what bits were probably excised from this film that might reappear for its extended edition release. It’s almost certain that there’s more to see of Aragorn’s transition from the ranger who arrives with the Rohirrim and the King who knocks on the Black Gate. One suspects there’s more to see of the fight between orc and Uruk-hai at that guard tower. And so on, and so on.

    One also suspects that Christopher Lee won’t be entirely appeased if his appearance in this film is restored when the DVD comes out. We could’ve done without the Smeagol flashback that started the movie, and seen Saruman’s last scenes instead. Ah well.

    All told, this is a film… a set of films, to be more accurate… that will stand as the high water mark for genre moviemaking many years from now. It’s an outstanding movie experience, despite quibbles over what was and wasn’t included from the source material.

    In a way, I’m glad it’s over. All the weight of years of anticipation is lifted, and the decades of nitpicking can begin at last…